Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Main Man: Part I (1996)

Dana Delany: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.

  Clark Kent : Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline.

  Lois Lane : You're a sick man, Kent.

  Clark Kent : You asked.

• Lois Lane : [answering her phone at the Planet]  Yeah? Lane. What? I'll be right there.

  [hanging up] 

  Lois Lane : Some lunatic's just opened fire on the midtown...

  [seeing Clark isn't at his desk] 

  Lois Lane : ...police station. Oh, no, you don't, Kent. Not this time.

• Lois Lane : Leave him alone! Go on, get out of here.

  Lobo : Well, little lady... hello.

  Superman : Lois, stay back.

  Lois Lane : [kicking him]  Pipe down, junior.

  [turning his attention back to Lois] 

  Lobo : Lois, huh? Guess that means you know this loser, right, honeybuns? You his girlfriend or something?

  Lois Lane : Drop dead.

  Lobo : [taking her makeshift crowbar and chomping it to pieces]  Of course, any babe with class would rather be hanging with the Main Man. Why don't you show ol' Lobo how classy you are?

  Lois Lane : You pig!

  [slapping him and recoiling in pain] 

  Lois Lane : Ow!

  Lobo : Ha! I like a babe who plays rough. Come on, let me have another, right here.