Steve Martin: Self

Quotes 

• Steve Martin : In order to succeed in television, you have to appeal to everybody, you know. From the garbage collector, uh, right on down to the business executive.

• Steve Martin : The weird thing is - you have to sort of take this into account - if you're a human being, you won't get the jokes.

• Steve Martin : What's your sign, first of all?

  Johnny Carson : I'm a Scorpio.

  Steve Martin : Scorpio? See, I'm a Feces, so...

  Johnny Carson : I hate to ask what your rising sign is.