The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Bad Old Days (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Shhh, honey.
Rob Petrie : Why are you shushing? It's a silent movie.
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Rob Petrie : What's so good about ruling the home with an iron hand?
Sally Rogers : Comes in great for cracking walnuts.
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Rob Petrie : If I had a nickel for every time I said no to my wife, today...
Buddy Sorrell : You'd have change for a dime.
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[Rob answers the front door]
Laura Petrie : [from the kitchen] Who is it, dear?
Rob Petrie : Nobody important, just the neighborhood smart-aleck.
Laura Petrie : Oh, hi, Jerry!
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Laura Petrie : You know, you may think of yourself as a brainwashed American male but as far as I'm concerned you're a thoughtful, considerate husband.
Rob Petrie : Yeah - thoughtful, considerate and declining.