The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Bad Old Days (1962)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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[Sally prepares to cut Buddy's hair]
Buddy Sorrell : Are you sure you know what you're doin'?
Sally Rogers : Oh, of course I know what I'm doin'. Givin' haircuts to a lot of people.
Buddy Sorrell : Name one
Sally Rogers : Yul Brynner. Hey, Buddy, y'got an awful lot of hair back here. Which one you want cut?
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Buddy Sorrell : This husband and wife stuff - whadda YOU think?
Sally Rogers : Oh, I'm on Rob's side. I think he's the kind of a husband every woman wants.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, 'cause as a hen you realize he's easy to peck.
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Rob Petrie : If I had a nickel for every time I said no to my wife, today...
Buddy Sorrell : You'd have change for a dime.
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Sally Rogers : Hey Buddy, did you have a fight with your wife this morning?
Buddy Sorrell : We never fight in the morning. Pickles don't get up before noon.