The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Bad Old Days (1962)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• [Sally prepares to cut Buddy's hair] 

  Buddy Sorrell : Are you sure you know what you're doin'?

  Sally Rogers : Oh, of course I know what I'm doin'. Givin' haircuts to a lot of people.

  Buddy Sorrell : Name one

  Sally Rogers : Yul Brynner. Hey, Buddy, y'got an awful lot of hair back here. Which one you want cut?

• Rob Petrie : What's so good about ruling the home with an iron hand?

  Sally Rogers : Comes in great for cracking walnuts.

• Buddy Sorrell : This husband and wife stuff - whadda YOU think?

  Sally Rogers : Oh, I'm on Rob's side. I think he's the kind of a husband every woman wants.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, 'cause as a hen you realize he's easy to peck.

• Sally Rogers : Hey Buddy, did you have a fight with your wife this morning?

  Buddy Sorrell : We never fight in the morning. Pickles don't get up before noon.