Daria (TV Series)

Murder, She Snored (2000)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Ms. Morgendorffer, where were you Monday afternoon?

  Daria Morgendorffer : After watching frustrated faculty members squander yet another day trying to teach the unteachable, I went home and studied so I won't wind up in a job that combines the stress level of a neurosurgeon with the pay scale of a video clerk.

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Your transparent attempt to derail my line of questioning with sarcasm has been noted.

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Forgive me my SUSPICIONS, but it's obvious that SOMEONE, Kevin, got a hold of the test BEFOREHAND, Kevin, which would account for the JIMMIED LOCK ON MY FILING CABINET, KEVIN!

  Daria Morgendorffer : But who does he really suspect?

  Jane Lane : That Jimmy guy?

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : [to Kevin]  Perhaps you would like to share with us your knowledge in this matter?

  Kevin Thompson : But I don't know anything!

  Daria Morgendorffer : Can't accuse him of lying there.