Quotes
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Marshall Jack Carter : It's a ray, that causes instant death, how is that not a death ray?
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[Carter asks about the town's death ray and only gets more confused]
Marshall Jack Carter : How much time do we have?
Computer Voice : Weapons will deploy in twenty-three hours.
Marshall Jack Carter : Finally, a straight answer.
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Zoe Carter : You know, it sometimes sucks when your dad's the town smokie.
Marshall Jack Carter : Yeah, well, it sometimes sucks when your daugther's the town delinquent.
[Zoe glares]
Marshall Jack Carter : Okay, I take it back.
Zoe Carter : Thank you.
Marshall Jack Carter : It always sucks.
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Marshall Jack Carter : Why don't you just call it a death ray?
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Henry Deacon : Irvine Thatcher, Its gotta be Irvine Thatcher. He was this brilliant scientist behind M.A.D.
Marshall Jack Carter : Uh, Mothers Against Drunk Driving?
Henry Deacon : Mutually Assured Destruction
Marshall Jack Carter : Oh! That M.A.D.!
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Marshall Jack Carter : [staging a fake Nobel Prize ceremony] Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1962 !
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Marshall Jack Carter : Oh, come ON! If scientists are so smart, how come they don't know anything about PENMANSHIP?
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Zoe Carter : Please, don't make me do this. I hate old people!
Marshall Jack Carter : You don't do this, you won't live to be one.