Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

Come in Sunray Major (1990)

Sarah Thomas: Glenda

Quotes 

• Glenda : What do you think it is makes men so unreliable?

  Pearl : Practice.

• Nora Batty : Well I blame a lot of it these days on diet. Food these days just isn't stodgy enough. In my day, you fed your man right, and he couldn't move fast enough to get into serious mischief.

  Pearl : I feed mine, and he cycles it off. Every time he comes home, he's got lipstick on his bicycle clips.

  Ivy : How is your Barry?

  Glenda : He's half asleep most of the time.

  Nora Batty : Oh, that's a good sign. You must be feeding him right.