Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Arts of Concealment (1983)

John Comer: Sid

Quotes 

• [Compo is flirting with Ivy while Clegg and Sid look on] 

  Compo Simmonite : Sometimes I don't think they know what they're missing out on!

  Sid : [to Clegg]  With those trousers they must have a good idea.

• [Ivy wants Foggy to leave, and is trying to make him drink his tea and go] 

  Ivy : Well, don't take all day.

  Norman Clegg : Who trained your Ivy to handle customers, Sidney? Did you send her to Cosa Nostra or was it something she picked up from the Waffen-SS?

  Sid : I keep telling her, "Be nice to people. Start with me!"