How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Stinsons (2009)

Kimberly Dawn Guerrero: Stage Mom

Quotes 

• Lily Aldrin : This is crazy. You actually cast your own son?

  Barney Stinson : For a while, I got by borrowing/babysitting my neighbor's baby. And this one Christmas, when my mom was plowed on eggnog, I got away with a bag of flour and a Chuckie mask. But eventually, I had to hold auditions.

  [Flashback] 

  Barney Stinson : Four, eight... thirteen, Stay. The rest of you may go.

  Stage Mom : You said that if I slept with you, my son would get the part.

  Barney Stinson : Apparently, I'm a better actor than your kid.