Young Rock (TV Series)
Working the Gimmick (2021)
Wavyy Jonez: Russell Maryland
Quotes
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Jessie Armstead : Yo, what's up, man? Jessie Armstead, best linebacker in the country.
Russell Maryland : Russell Maryland, young D-line legend.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 18-20) : Dwayne Johnson, Beast of Bethlehem. Also known as Hitzilla, Edward Blitzerhands, and the Chairman of Goldman "Sacks".
Jessie Armstead : Yeah, we know. Your dad was here an hour ago bragging on you.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 18-20) : My dad was here?
Russell Maryland : Yeah, Rocky Johnson. I used to watch him when I was a kid. I even got his autograph.
[displaying his elbow brace with Rocky's signature]
Russell Maryland : Check it out. Congrats, man. He said you was gonna be on the Wheaties box.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 18-20) : What?
Jessie Armstead : Some next-generation athlete-type thing. When's it hit the shelves?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 18-20) : Uh, you know, we did that for Wheaties Asia, so it's not coming out in the States.
Russell Maryland : Even better. I've got some family out in Singapore. Maybe they can peep it.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 18-20) : Oh, no. See, that's the thing. That's South Asia, and it's coming out in North Asia.
Jessie Armstead : You're lying to the wrong geography buffs.