Seth launches his monstrometer report with a list of five top signs you might live in an alien zoo without realizing it. At the end Seth encourages viewers to visit his blog and advertises his book, Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf.
Seth explains blob monsters come from meteors (1 in 36 meteors > than a ft. in diameter) and start small until they eat a lot. His advice: Have flamethrowers handy, watch for leaks outside your home, and don't collect meteors.
Seth's evil twin, Sehth Ghreenhing, hijacks his census report and tries to get viewers to reveal their weaknesses. Seth comes back, explains what an evil mirror universe counterpart is, and warns against sharing personal info online.
On Halloween, Seth warns how to avoid vampires showing up at parties: Don't allow uninvited friends, check guests with the monstrometer app or with their pulse, avoid explicitly saying you "invite" someone, and serve garlicky snacks.