Royal Pains (TV Series)
Big Whoop (2010)
Paulo Costanzo: Evan R. Lawson
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Quotes
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Eddie R. Lawson : I got a guy, can make this situation go away like that.
Evan R. Lawson : Really?
Eddie R. Lawson : Mm-hm.
Evan R. Lawson : How?
Eddie R. Lawson : [as a busboy comes near to the table] Whadda ya mean "How?" He can whack her.
[both busboy and Evan freeze; busboy walks away]
Evan R. Lawson : [whispering] Are you out of your mind? I don't want to kill her, Dad.
Eddie R. Lawson : "Kill her?" What are you talking about, "Kill her?"
Evan R. Lawson : You said...
Eddie R. Lawson : No-no-no. He's good at gettin' inside those web sites, you know?
Evan R. Lawson : [relieved] Oh, my God.
[to the busboy, in full voice]
Evan R. Lawson : He meant "hack her." He's-he's out of touch.
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Evan R. Lawson : We're not trying to push them together. We're trying to pull them apart, Divya.
Divya Katdare : [soothingly] And that will happen... naturally.
Evan R. Lawson : How do you figure that?
Divya Katdare : Once Hank gets a chance to work with her closely, I mean, he can't help but see Emily for the up-selling, elbow-rubbing, anti-Hank that she truly is.
Evan R. Lawson : It's devious.
Divya Katdare : Mm.
Evan R. Lawson : It's risky.
Divya Katdare : No. I know from experience. Trust me, Evan, putting them together is definitely going to pull them apart.
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Evan R. Lawson : Are you sleeping with the enemy?
Hank Lawson : It's pronounced "Emily."
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Eddie R. Lawson : Have you forgotten the Lawson family motto?
Evan R. Lawson : "Don't complain about it, fix it?"
Eddie R. Lawson : Exactly.
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[Evan intrudes on Divya's interview with Alice]
Divya Katdare : I would like to introduce you...
Evan R. Lawson : Some other time.
[to Alice]
Evan R. Lawson : I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a lovely friend or wedding planner/cake baker/whatever you are. This is just an emergency, okay?
[to Divya]
Evan R. Lawson : Dr. Peck? She's shafting us - and, yes, it is in the way you think.
Divya Katdare : Okay. You know what? Uh, Evan, I think that this should wait...
Evan R. Lawson : No, it can't wait, 'cause not only is she bonking the boss, the succubus is also trying to steal our clients.
[spotting a donut]
Evan R. Lawson : Is that a cruller?
Alice Lim : [getting up to leave] Um, should I go?
Divya Katdare : No.
Evan R. Lawson : Yes, yes, yes.
[Alice leaves]
Divya Katdare : Miss Lam, wait.
Evan R. Lawson : Divya, can you focus? We need a plan.
Divya Katdare : What we need to do is to continue to stay out of Hank's personal life!