How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Bad News (2011)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.
Ted Mosby : Ew! He has to do that?
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Lily Aldrin : [Lily tries to talk to Marshall about him not being fertile] Okay, now you're being ridiculous. An hour ago, you didn't even think there was a problem.
Marshall Eriksen : I was just putting on a brave face. Think about it - we've had unprotected sex 203 times in the past four months.
[high-fives Lily]
Marshall Eriksen : Obviously, I'm the problem.
Barney Stinson : Problem? You can't get a girl pregnant - that's the dream! I'd give my first-born to not be able to have children.
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Lily Aldrin : [to their fertility specialist] We're doing it a lot.
Marshall Eriksen : And everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room, outside in your waiting-
[Cuts off]
Marshall Eriksen : ... the kitchen.
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Marshall Eriksen : I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot.
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Marshall Eriksen : Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney Stinson : I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri-County Laser Tag Co Champion.