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Phone Droid Voice : [Lister is one the phone] I'm so, so sorry, sir!
Lister : Sorry? Sorry? I've been this phone for hours listening to that stupid, smegging music!
Phone Droid Voice : I'm so sorry, sir, would you like to make a formal complaint about being kept on hold all the time?
Lister : Damn, right I would!
Phone Droid Voice : Please hold!
Lister : [Furious] I'm at breaking point, Kryten! I'm about to crack!
Kryten : Sir, let me take over, as a droid myself I understand how these things work, I'll have you through to the right department in no time.
[a while later]
Kryten : Now you listen to me you jumped up piece of metal trash! If you put my through to another asking me who I am or what I want, I will shove this phone so far up your...
Lister : [Lister takes the phone] Thanks, Kryten! Thanks for showing me how to stay calm!
