How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Naked Truth (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Nora : [In coming clean to Nora, Barney explains every lie he's ever made to seduce a woman] Okay, let's skip ahead. What's the worst one? The lowest of the low? The crème de la creepy?
Barney Stinson : Oh, I once pulled the Soul Man. There was this beautiful girl who only dated black guys-
[black woman at next booth overhears and looks in their direction]
Black Woman : Barnelle? Ooh, I knew it!
[Storms out]
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Barney Stinson : And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...
[Trails off]