Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Walk of Punishment (2013)
Daniel Portman: Podrick Payne
Quotes
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Tyrion Lannister : Ah, the return of the conquering hero.
[Tyrion grins]
Tyrion Lannister : Does he have a little jaunt in his step?
Bronn : The lad's practically skipping.
Tyrion Lannister : You were gone a long time. I trust you got your money's worth - or should I say my money's worth.
[Podrick places a satchel of gold on the desk]
Tyrion Lannister : It was a gift, Podrick! This is more than I give you in a year.
Bronn : He's a squire. You don't pay him.
Tyrion Lannister : Oh. Then it's much more than I give you in a year.
Podrick Payne : They wouldn't take it, milord.
Bronn : [confused] Maybe they're trying to curry some favor with the new Master of Coin?
Tyrion Lannister : Have you ever known a whore to turn down gold? They're happy enough to take it when I give it to them.
Bronn : [looks at Podrick] What did you tell them?
Podrick Payne : I didn't tell them anything.
Tyrion Lannister : What did you do to them?
Podrick Payne : Lots of things.
Tyrion Lannister : And they seemed to like these things?
Podrick Payne : Yes, milord.
Bronn : Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it.
Tyrion Lannister : Only they weren't paid.
Bronn : What're you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?
Tyrion Lannister : Is that what you're telling us?
[Podrick grins]
Tyrion Lannister : Sit down, Podrick.
[Tyrion pours some wine]
Tyrion Lannister : We're going to need details. Copious details.
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[Tyrion, Bronn and Podrick walk through Littlefinger's brothel with a wagon filled with the kingdom's ledgers]
Tyrion Lannister : Podrick?
Podrick Payne : Yes, my lord?
Tyrion Lannister : After a long consultation with my colleague, Ser Bronn, I've finally found a suitable reward for the services you've provided over and above what might be considered reasonable. Tell me, Pod...
[they enter a different room of the brothel]
Tyrion Lannister : ...have you ever been with a woman?
Podrick Payne : No, my lord.
Tyrion Lannister : Wonderful. Genna specializes in first-timers.
[a curtain pulls back to reveal a naked courtesan]
Bronn : She's not bad with second-timers, either.
Podrick Payne : Uh, my Lord...
Tyrion Lannister : A fair enough repayment for putting your spear through my would-be killer's face, wouldn't you say? Now, as it happens Marei...
[Genna approaches Pod, caressing him. He walks backwards, embarrassed. Another curtain opens to reveal another naked courtesan]
Tyrion Lannister : ...is quite the spear-handler herself. She's here to thank you for staying by my side as the battle raged all around us.
Marei : He's handsome. You didn't tell me he was handsome.
Tyrion Lannister : Kayla...
[Marei approaches Pod. She and Marei start to strip him. A third curtain opens to reveal a very flexible courtesan]
Tyrion Lannister : ...is famous from here to Volantis... in certain circles. One of four women in the world who can perform a proper Meereenese Knot.
Podrick Payne : [overwhelmed] My Lord, I...
[Kayla spreads her legs, demonstrating just how flexible she is]
Tyrion Lannister : She's here to thank you for being a thoroughly respectful fellow who's never once failed to address me as "my Lord." Be back in time for my supper.
[Tyrion puts a bag of gold on the table and leaves with Bronn and the ledgers]
Bronn : Pace yourself, lad.