Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I am not a hot-head! I am Colombian. We get excited. My country is covered in coffee.
Manny Delgado : Just like the Starbucks girl when she got your order wrong?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Half-caf, non-fat white soy latte. How hard is that to hear?
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Ted Durkas : Hey, Delgado.
Manny Delgado : Oh, no! Durkas! What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have Mary Poppins' powers.
Luke Dunphy : Oh, I pray he didn't hear that.
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Jay Pritchett : Hey, you never told me if you hit those kids with that egg.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : They blended into the crowd, but there was a slow one with them. He couldn't run so fast, and I nailed him pretty good.
Reuben Rand : [in a bathroom with Manny, who has egg in his hair] I warned you.
Manny Delgado : Okay, Rueben.
Reuben Rand : Where are your cool friends now? Not Q-tipping your ear, that's for sure.
Manny Delgado : Okay, Reuben!
Reuben Rand : This is why I never hang out with cool kids.
Manny Delgado : Yeah, you rejected them, shortly after you and your mom roller danced at the talent show.
Reuben Rand : Oh, we were robbed.
Manny Delgado : Couldn't have been the song you picked. 'Wing Beneath My W-'
[Reuben jobs him with the Q-tip]
Manny Delgado : Ow!
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Ted Durkas : Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
Manny Delgado : Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
Ted Durkas : You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
[Walks away]
Luke Dunphy : You're totally going to that.
Reuben Rand : Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
Luke Dunphy : You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
Reuben Rand : You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
Luke Dunphy : [Scoffing] Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
Reuben Rand : Be strong, Manny.
Luke Dunphy : Be smart. Adventures, parties.
Reuben Rand : Juvie, hearthache.
Luke Dunphy : Girls!
Reuben Rand : But not the kind we want.
Manny Delgado : They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--
[Begins to chase after him]
Manny Delgado : Conrad!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, why are you coming back from school so late?
Manny Delgado : I got sent to the principal's office.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh. I am sending him an angry e-mail, because I don't like when...
Manny Delgado : No, no, no. It's not his fault.
Jay Pritchett : What did you do wrong?
Manny Delgado : Nothing.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh, that's it. I'm calling him. I hate when he tries to...
Manny Delgado : Nothing on purpose. It was between periods, right before this big test. I was clearing my mind by practicing some of my Gene Kelly dance moves.
Jay Pritchett : [Sarcastic] As one does.
Manny Delgado : Right. And my umbrella accidentally snagged the fire alarm. The principal thought I did on purpose so we'd miss the test.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : But you didn't! That's it! I'm going to his house!
Manny Delgado : Mom! You gotta stop doing this. I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, which we both know isn't your fault-
[Gives Jay a dirty look]
Manny Delgado : -but lately you've been such a hothead.