How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Band or DJ? (2013)
Bob Saget: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : [Talking about Robin] I made a pretty strong case that night, but in the end, she didn't want a DJ, she wanted a band. And guess what happened?
[Cut to four months later]
Ted Mosby : ...That's right, the band cancelled at the last minute, just like I said they would. The wedding is in a week and no bands. When will people realize I always know what's what?
Cindy : He says to the lesbian he dated for a month.
Ted Mosby : That's a fair point. Anyways, you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good wedding bands available at the last minute, would you?
Casey : Ted, do you believe in destiny?
Ted Mosby : You really don't know me, do you?
Cindy : We just had brunch with my ex-roommate.
Ted Mosby : The bass player?
Cindy : No, she's not just a bass player, she's a bass player in the best wedding band in the Tri-state area. They had a gig lined up for this weekend, but it just fell through this morning.
Casey : You, my friend, are gonna save that wedding.
Ted Mosby : Do you know any DJs?
Cindy : Dude! Come on!
Casey : Let it go bro, just let it go.
Ted Mosby : All right, all right, all right. Well, I guess it's a lucky thing I ran into you guys.
Narrator : And kids, "lucky" doesn't even begin to describe it, because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a DJ, I never would have met your mother.
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Marshall Eriksen : [Changing Marvin's diaper] Oh, still clean. What's that little buddy, you're smiling?
[Confetti sprays all over Marshall]
Narrator : Kids, it wasn't confetti.
Lily Aldrin : Holy confetti!