Thu, Jul 16, 2015
Despite the collective misgivings of Harriet, Danny and Terry the Hoff is persuaded by the desperate Max to fly, with Dieter, to Tergistan to sing at war criminal Radovan Merkadic's birthday party. David is impressed by Merkadic's clear admiration for his work but unnerved by his trigger-happiness and, although his songs are well-received, Dieter's dance - personifying atrocities committed in Tergistan - requires a quick getaway in a replica of Kitt the car and an escape from a minefield.
Thu, Jul 23, 2015
With no work prospects and deep in debt David is on his way to discuss a pantomime appearance when he gets caught up in driver Terry's abduction of his daughter from his ex-wife. Unfortunately the media identifies the Hoff as the main kidnapper and the media latch onto the story. However, as Terry unfurls his Fathers 4 Justice banner the Hoff is able to turn things around and becomes a national hero - and a pantomime legend.
Fri, May 27, 2016
Max books the Hoff to sing at super-fan Patricia Reardon's wedding in Yorkshire - a foreign country to the Hoff and his entourage and the North-South divide is not helped by a snide barman and Patricia's jealous, short-tempered groom Greg. Hostilities are increased when bridesmaid Annabelle accuses Greg of killing her dog and when, next morning, the Hoff is nowhere to be found, his friends fear for his safety - though only with partial cause as it turns out.
Thu, Jul 2, 2015
Disillusioned with show business David warms to Danny's proposal that he becomes a UN goodwill ambassador but learns that he needs debating experience. Thus he turns up at Harriet's old school for their model UN debate and finds himself going head to head with the odious head boy, Alvin, the usual winner. David wins, thanks to a little bribery but his acceptance speech provided by Dieter proves to be controversial and his popularity is on the wane. Fortunately Harriet knows how to rally support when it is most needed.
Thu, Jul 9, 2015
The Hoff is looking to be a spokesperson for a charity and it is suggested that he campaign against land mines. Reluctantly Frank, the charity's CEO, sends him on a Hostile Environment course, run by foul-mouthed, tough-talking Mike Porridge, who is not impressed when Dieter and his father launch an escape attempt. As a result the charity declines the Hoff's services and worse is to come when Max, now jobless, deep in debt and equally desperate, books him a singing gig with a Turkistani 'businessman' who is in reality a ruthless war-lord.
Fri, May 6, 2016
To revive the Hoff's stagnant career Max announces that he has died, which immediately boosts his book and album sales whilst he hides out in Terry's uncle's house in Watford. Ex-wife Crystal arrives from the States, and the Hoff is delighted to hear her say she still loves him, leading to an unwise meeting from which he is extricated by Harriet before the hoax is rumbled.
Fri, May 13, 2016
Max persuades the Hoff to go into rehab to record a celebrity video diary. Here the Hoff is taken under the wing of Kurt, a long term psychiatric patient who so impresses him that he is not willing to leave when his time is up. Unfortunately Kurt is also on suicide watch and the Hoff's team have to swing into action to prevent a calamity.
Fri, Jun 3, 2016
The Hoff is keen to star in his self-penned play about Lawrence of Arabia and eccentric billionaire Bunny Vasilis agrees to finance it. However he demands numerous crowd-pleasing additions such as a sex scene, car chase, explosions and songs. Whilst Bunny introduces them to a jet set life style the team are happy to go along with these but when the Hoff rebels and threatens to return to the States they pull together to prevent him from leaving.
Thu, Jun 18, 2015
With his Hollywood career effectively at an end and in need of alimony money following his fifth divorce former heart-throb actor David Hasselhoff agrees to come to England to star in an 'avant-garde' docudrama about his life. With an entourage including flustered P.A. Harriet, devious manager Max and adoring driver Terry the Hoff finds himself in a less than luxurious hotel in Carshalton before having to audition to play himself - and losing out to a dwarf and a man who looks nothing like him. There is a bigger shock to come when 24-year old German Dieter turns up, claiming to be David's love child, following a one night stand at the concert to break down the Berlin Wall.
Fri, May 20, 2016
Annoyed when Max decides to drop him and take abrasive comedian Mikey Dawson on his books the Hoff seeks a new manager in Deborah Sangster, who promises she can get him to play Macbeth at the National Theatre. Sadly this falls through and he ends up in Celebrity Cage Fighting against author Ian McEwan. However Mikey tends to be an a volatile, unreliable client and Max is only too happy to be reunited with the Hoff.