The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Treasure of Monte Zoom: Parts 1-2 (1962)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : Minnesota, in the lower regions of the high country. In the middle of Lake Salle du Bain, Boris Badenov and his partner, Natasha, were enjoying the tranquility of unspoiled nature, the warm sunshine, the fresh air.

  [Boris coughs heavily] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, why you're coughing?

  Boris Badenov : I'm used to breathing good old city smug, Natasha. This fresh air is killing me!

• Narrator : And although our hero, Bullwinkle, spotted the villains while bird watching, he refused to go after them.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Never!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But this is more important than bird watching, Bullwinkle. If they blow up the dam, think of what'll happen to all those poor people in Frostbite Falls.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Those poor people will get mighty soggy.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, let's go!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Not so fast, Rock. We're the heroes, remember?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : So?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : So the heroes always arrive in the "ta-da" nick of time. I don't want to show up early and spoil the suspense.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : And I don't want to show up late and get blown up.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Uh, you got a point there. Heck with the suspense! Let's go!

• Narrator : And Bullwinkle began pulling on the chain which would pull the plug, which would empty the lake, which would uncover the treasure, which would...

  Boris Badenov : Mister, you got a bad case of "which woulds" there.

  Narrator : Ahem. I know.