The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Treasure of Monte Zoom: Parts 1-2 (1962)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, John James Audobon, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : This is map showing the lost treasure of Monte Zoom.

  Natasha Fatale : You mean Montezuma, old Aztec Indian?

  Boris Badenov : No. Monte Zoom, the big race car driver.

  Natasha Fatale : Was he rich?

  Boris Badenov : Was he rich? Just ask me.

  Natasha Fatale : Okay. Was he rich?

  Boris Badenov : Rich enough to bury a treasure at the bottom of this lake, that's all, honey bun.

  Natasha Fatale : Yeah, but how do we get it?

  Boris Badenov : Easy. We blow up the dam and let the water run out.

  Natasha Fatale : But if we blow up dam, water will rush down on innocent people in Frostbite Falls.

  Boris Badenov : [laughs]  True, true.

  Natasha Fatale : Oh, Boris, you are mean, sneaky no-goodnik.

  Boris Badenov : I know. Mr. Wonderful, that's I!

• Narrator : Minnesota, in the lower regions of the high country. In the middle of Lake Salle du Bain, Boris Badenov and his partner, Natasha, were enjoying the tranquility of unspoiled nature, the warm sunshine, the fresh air.

  [Boris coughs heavily] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, why you're coughing?

  Boris Badenov : I'm used to breathing good old city smug, Natasha. This fresh air is killing me!

• [Boris tries to fire his squirrel gun, but only a flag with the word "BANG" comes out] 

  Boris Badenov : What's that?

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, we forgot. There's no violence allowed on television anymore.

• Narrator : And Bullwinkle began pulling on the chain which would pull the plug, which would empty the lake, which would uncover the treasure, which would...

  Boris Badenov : Mister, you got a bad case of "which woulds" there.

  Narrator : Ahem. I know.