Modern Family (TV Series)
Weathering Heights (2016)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Claire Dunphy : [entering the kitchen] Oh, thank god I smell coffee. This morning has gotten off to a bit of a rocky...
[seeing the heavy makeup on Phil]
Claire Dunphy : ...Horror Picture Show. What did you do to your face?
Phil Dunphy : Just a little color to make my eyes pop. Like yours are now.
Haley Dunphy : Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name. The world doesn't need a fifty-year old Jasmine.
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Alex Dunphy : Ugh. What is wrong with me? I feel so fuzzy.
Haley Dunphy : Oh, stop being so hard on yourself. It's just arm hair.
Alex Dunphy : [Haley leaves] I can't figure out this crossword puzzle. I... I think mono turned my mind to mush.
Claire Dunphy : What's the clue? Maybe I can help.
Alex Dunphy : [she laughs] Thanks, mom. Feels good to laugh.
Claire Dunphy : What is so funny? I am a well-read college graduate. I think I am capable of doing a crossword puzzle.
Alex Dunphy : Okay, professor. Six letter word, "Archimedes' exclamation".
Claire Dunphy : I don't like you right now.