Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Mood (2017)
Peter Scanavino: Detective Dominick 'Sonny' Carisi, Jr.
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Quotes
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : [to a suspect's mother] Ma'am, this is a warrant. It says I can touch whatever I want including that bracelet. Take it off and give it to me.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : [about Savannah] She's behind on all her bills. Most of these credit card statements are final notices.
Odafin Tutuola : That's what your twenties are for. Racking up credit debt.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : What's up?
Amanda Rollins : It's my dog walker. Franny just peed on my new shag carpet.
Odafin Tutuola : That dog pees more than my diabetic granddaddy.
Amanda Rollins : You got a granddaddy that's still alive?
Odafin Tutuola : Grandpa Iggy Tutuola. 95, healthy as a horse.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Except for the diabetes.
Odafin Tutuola : Where I'm from, diabetes is like a head cold.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : I never paid a bill late in my life. Not even then.
Odafin Tutuola : What? You couldn't handle all the Hail Marys?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : God had nothing to do with it. I wanted to finance a Mustang. Bad credit, I would have been dead in the water.
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Odafin Tutuola : 160, huh? Must've had a good week.
Nick Collins : I don't brag.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : [guesturing to his shirt] Oh, yeah? What do you call that, then?
Nick Collins : A sales tool. Would you pay someone to teach you how to spice up your sex life who could count...
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Do not say "conquests".
Nick Collins : ...his successful dates on one hand?
Odafin Tutuola : What's your secret?
Nick Collins : That'll cost you.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : [to Fin] Okay, you want to call Consumer Fraud or should I?
Nick Collins : Fine. Look at me. What do you see? A little bit of Brad Pitt's younger brother, right? Around the eyes?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Yeah, if I had one too many and the lights were out.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : Hey, we got a DNA hit on the inhaler. It matches a hair that was found at the scene of a burglary that happened in Brooklyn last year.
Olivia Benson : No rape?
Dominick Carisi Jr. : Right.
Amanda Rollins : Well, it wouldn't be the first time a perp changed lanes.
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Dominick Carisi Jr. : This photo was taken Tuesday the 12th at 11:00 p.m. Savannah told us the rape happened at 9:00 p.m. So she goes out drinking with her friends two hours after she was raped?
Odafin Tutuola : I know that guy's T-shirt. It's from a company called Pick-Up Kings. It's where tools teach other tools how to bed a different chick every night of the week.
Dominick Carisi Jr. : So the numbers on the shirt...?
Odafin Tutuola : Those are notches in his belt.