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Bones and All (2022)
Eat up! Bones and all!
There is a lot you can do with this genre and this is just another very creative creation. Think of vampires but cannibals instead and any powers over physical damage, life and death is yet to be discovered but it might have led to something like that at the end.
I've been trying to find a cannibal movie that is close to Ravenous (1999), which I believe is the best cannibal movie made. This movie, being a different type and modern day vampire style, gets the job done and makes you long for more or at least a second part.
This movie could easily turn into a series, which I wouldn't mind watching since so many vampire series have come and gone so a changeup would be nice.
Adult Swim Yule Log (2022)
Finally a horror that pushes all the right buttons
Pretty inventive horror here you won't get the stupid decisions made by the characters and why didn't you do this or why did you do that. A straightforward Good decision making horror movie.
Leave it to adult swim to create something that I haven't seen before. Like I said before inventive in a way that keeps you thinking what's going on and why certain things are happening but there's really no need to think too far into it as it is Entertainment and mostly sums it up in the end.
Very well acted nothing outrageous or unbelievable except of course for the supernatural and other imaginative additions to this movie.
Barbarian (2022)
Not what you think but then it gets worse
They must have got the whole film crew families cousins and neighbors to rate this for it to be at 7.5 this is nothing more than amateur horror film and a lot of the things don't make sense especially the cops not caring to take a look and the ending is ridiculous anyway if you want to waste some time give it a watch.
I cannot see how this can get over a five score since it's very amateurish and many dumb mistakes are made by the characters which make you believe that it's nonsense. If the police would have at least given a crap about finding the young lady then maybe but they totally misrepresented our law enforcement.
Nope (2022)
Would have been better if this was a horse movie
If this was made into a genuine horse lovers movie, it would have been pretty good. The weird monster stuff made it boring and unbelievable at the least. Very good acting but it was too slow and the climax was kind of cringe worthy.
Don't get me wrong it was a good story that didn't bore till the end but the creature feature that it was made into kind of ruined it for me and/or it should have been totally different type of antagonist.
You probably won't be disappointed watching this but not at the theater at your local living room would be nice. This movie reminds me of a afternoon matinee to waste some time.
The Orville (2017)
Great series! For some odd reason, reminds me of the old school Star Trek
My only gripe? They get themselves into some heavy trouble and yet the crew figures it out, seems like anyway, in the last two minutes. Oh well! Acting and characters are good and I can empathize.
Old (2021)
A very good tale! Bad reviews have no imagination ;)
"Imagine telling your aunt that a day ago you were her six year old nephew but now you are 50-years-old."
Told by one of the best...
Earth Has Fallen (2021)
no one speaks. kind of good for this movie.
Haven't seen a movie in a while where nobody speaks. This was a decent watch. Yes it's low budget but you can't say there's any bad acting and not all of it makes sense but you got to think that post-apocalyptic in real life... what would make any sense?
Monster Hunter (2020)
Hey! It's Milla!
Just a Milla Jovovich fan. Liked her in the Resident Evil movies. Liked her here. Good movie with lots of great special effects and monsters! Would also like to see some sequels.
Sacrifice (2020)
Much ado about nothing
Here we have a tale where it's kind of slow at the beginning, then gets a little more dramatic and you're expecting a climactic conclusion...but then you get nothing.
Kill Cavalry (2021)
More like a reenactment than a movie
More like a reenactment of the Civil War than a movie. Watch it if you like reenactments of the Civil War otherwise skip.
The Little Things (2021)
Slow burn
Kind of a slow burn movie. nothing ever really happens and at the end you learn an important life lesson. enjoyable, though, as I got through it but had hoped for more.
Psycho Goreman (2020)
Cute & bloody
Gave it a 5 for being cute and bloody at the same time and great costumes. There was also some humor even though that was the most dysfunctional family ever.
The White Tiger (2021)
True India
If you want a good story told about the real India, well here you go.
Soul (2020)
Masterful and delightful
These movies Disney comes out with that tell a tale of life and learning always seem to come out well.
Herself (2020)
Intelligible movie about spousal abuse
This was an enjoyable movie with good actors especially the two little girls sweet as can be. Everything in this movie was pretty believable and not overdone.
Entombed (2020)
Inexpensively filmed in a bunker
Also when the girl says you got to kill him you got to kill him! And why does someone hit you on the back when you have a vest on and expect you to be out? You can't get much dumber than that guy here but I would say the girl was the hero. But when the heck did she use the bathroom during the few weeks she was pretending to be out while being raped? And who can do that? I mean pretend to be in a coma while being raped day in and day out? Anyway those are the flaws but I still got through it and didn't think it was terrible.
Dory's Reef Cam (2020)
Loops too early
Being 3 hours long they should have made it loop at least every 15 minutes rather than every couple of minutes. Would have been more enjoyable content that way.
Army of One (2020)
Don't usually mind these kind of movies
But why is it always that you must run into the same group of antagonists at very random times of the day?
Wander (2020)
Not just another conspiracy movie
Although I figured out the plot twist about halfway through, this was an enjoyable ride and good to see some of the possible conspiracies that could be happening in our nation as we speak.
The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
Pretty dark and wicked indeed
The only thing I could conclude here is that the ma and pa gave themselves or their souls to the devil for prosperity in return for their families' souls and it was pay up time.
Mulan (2020)
Very entertaining
Had a good time watching Mulan. I've never been a follower of any other type of Mulan series so it didn't contaminate this movie for me and I saw this as a wholy entertaining saga.
The New Mutants (2020)
Don't understand the hate for this movie
This movie was entertaining while introducing a new genre of mutants. Don't listen to anything under five as far as reviews are concerned.
Come Play (2020)
Kind of like the babadook movies
This was enjoyable and a lot of jump frights as others have said. Cute kid.
Blind (2019)
Slow but watchable
I just don't understand the part of when a glass was dropped on the floor and the dramatization of going back and forth to the piece that was left on the floor and then she finally stepping on it. It had no relevance to the movie as it didn't even show her injured after that or walking funny.
Unhinged (2020)
Russell Crowe is like a mean John Goodman
The 6 rating is mainly for Russell Crow. I mean if she would have given that courtesy honk in the first place all of this could have been avoided.