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8/10
Season 3 : Impeachment
8 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
One should always approach docudramas with a particular level of caution, since as classical philologist Thomas Fleming pointed out, they are crafted to fool viewers into thinking that they are history rather than entertainment. Even so, the 'Impeachment' saga of the dalliances and fabrications that nearly brought down Bill Clinton is telegenic in its own right: indeed, it's such a colorful story it hardly needs any speculation or fictionalizing at all to make for a well-tied, entertaining narrative. This particular take certainly does the story justice in that department, even if the biases of the source material's writer and of these producers do inevitably show through, notably in the characterizations:

Monica Lewinsky was on the production team, and this version applies a much-needed softening to the treatment of Lewinsky herself, as well as to that of Paula Jones. Jeffrey Toobin's book 'A Vast Conspiracy,' the inspiration for this mini-series, was apparently not so kind to either lady. Even so, the portrayal of Lewinsky opposite Linda Tripp is just a bit lopsided. The script tries to portray Lewinsky as naïve and innocent and Tripp as somewhat cynical and self-aggrandizing, but it can't go as far as Lewinsky herself might have liked: after all, her own cheery complicity in making side business for a *second* married man in her life before she turned 25 is well-documented, in her own voice. The portrayal of Tripp is harder to critique: I believe she was far more convinced and perhaps even convincing than she comes across here of her own moral righteousness for doing what she did. Even so, the late Tripp's daughter has praised the portrayal as doing honor to her mother.

Bill Clinton, not surprisingly, doesn't come across very well at all: he leads Monica on, enjoying what she put out for him while offering at best intermittent and perfunctory warnings about the necessarily finite nature of their tryst. The series takes Hillary Clinton on her word that she found out about Lewinsky only once Bill realizes he would be forced to reverse his statement (Tripp and many others speculate that Hillary had known a long time before). But Hillary doesn't come across very well, either: she's more upset about the consequences for her media image and political future than about having been betrayed in her marriage. She and Bill are both portrayed as having massive egos and savior-like self-images. And Edie Falco was a very curious choice for Hillary Clinton, but I can't help but feel she's channeling her old Carmela Soprano character in a way that overstates the common points between the two ladies.

The other leads are quite well-chosen. Clive Owen is appropriately charming as Slick Willy; Beanie Feldstein is a great Monica Lewinsky; Annaleigh Ashford is appropriately simple and sympathetic as Paula Jones. Sarah Paulson might seem a bit overly "on the edge" as Tripp but she was clearly following instructions from above and it is true that Tripp's pre-plastic-surgery self was (sorry to say it) not especially telegenic. Even the supporting cast is great: Cobie Smulders in particular does a pitch-perfect Ann Coulter. As a general rule the producers were just a bit too keen on portraying a right-wing legal and think-tank apparatus as self-organized and "out for blood". Many on the right did indeed loathe the Clintons and were indeed on the lookout for anything to take him down, but it's important to remember that Bill Clinton was if anything a victim of his own "Violence Against Women Act," which Jones used as a pretext to open his sex CV to the world, and of his own mishandling of his affairs and obsession with "damage control."

The production values are excellent, from the shots to the music to the lighting. One is smackdab in the middle of the Washington, D. C. of the late 1990s, with all the excitement, tension, jealousy and anticipation there was at those moments. Episode 8 is perhaps the best: this one steers the camera away from Tripp and Lewinsky chronicles Hillary's "standing by her man" beginning with a flashback to her saving his 1992 after the Gennifer Flowers revelations, and it's just electric. In the same episode, we get to see Bill's ill-conceived attempt to have bin Laden downed with missiles into the Sudan while he was on semi-holiday at Martha's Vineyard, and it comes across as a hoot (that sounds awful, but 25 years on I think we have the right to "laugh or die" over such things), especially in light of the dynamic duo's outsized world-savoir complex. Overall a wonderful stroll down memory lane for those who remember that period, provided you're not too inclined to make sacred cows of either the left-wing or the right-wing players in this part of history.
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7/10
Not quite what you'd expect
27 July 2023
"There's No Time for Love, Charlie Brown" has little to do with love. You'd expect a cameo from the Little Red-Haired Girl, and consequently you'd be disappointed. The special is more about school woes and friendship awkwardnesses, topics which hit at the heart of the 'Peanuts' theme, and they're treated as well as ever here.

Unfortunately, it's not structured very thoughtfully. The first ten or fifteen minutes are simply a hodgepodge of animated comic strips about various characters: nothing bad, but not really related to the main plot once it gets to picking up. When nearly halfway in we finally do get to the igniting conflict - Charlie Brown must ace his report on the upcoming museum field trip report or fail the whole class - there has been absolutely no lead-up beyond "school is a drag for everyone."

Fortunately, the rest of the special makes up for that. Peppermint Patty was usually annoying and useless in the strips but here we see a genuine note of caring for her best friend Marcie, just enough so that when she reverts to her rude and brash self and gets her comeuppance we can sympathize with her. Marcie is good in her own right, the right mix of wise and naïve as she was in her initial appearances (later on she was less naïve) to make for a hilarious juxtaposition.

Poor Charlie Brown... what can we say? The sap desperately needs to ace his report and ends up in the wrong spot on the field trip! How will he survive? The foul-up sounds far-fetched, but it's executed so smoothly it's almost surreal. Snoopy, as always, makes the most of the situation to "Joe Cool" a hilarious interlude to his drab canine routine of a life and a good lighthearted intermission in a more serious story.

Worth watching? Absolutely. Technically, it can't compete with the greatest of the short specials due to the sloppy structure of much of the script, but at least we're far from the bland mimeography of "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown."
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Cocaine Bear (2023)
7/10
Could've been better
18 March 2023
Elizabeth Banks's cultural Philistinism definitely shows through here. Although fictionalizing the incident, the film retains the mid-1980s Southern period setting, but fails to make particularly imaginative use of the aesthetics or the mores of the period. A few characters do sport some obnoxious rags or dos, though not always enough to put them firmly into the 1980s: the only markedly period-accurate aspect is the absence of mobile phones.

The film also contains a number of truncated subplots and fails to give the survivors a sufficiently sympathetic backstory, so we know who they will be well before the movie is over and yet we still don't care. (Of course, perhaps that was the fault of the original script, or of whoever approved the final cut.) The actors also have a tendency to slide in and out of their Southern accents.

Fortunately, at least for the most part, the pacing, terror and humor override the general "sloppiness" of the setup. The bear attacks are more than sufficiently gruesome and funny to take attention away the fundamental flaws. It makes for a fun little ride, though 45 euro for three cinema tickets was definitely a racket. Overall a nice little waste of time, so long as you keep your expectations subdued.
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6/10
Doesn't really cut it
28 November 2022
The building blocks of this 3-D animated 'Peanuts' world are pretty good. The CGI models breathe new visual life into the characters and scenery without destroying their simple, linear essence that was Schulz's characteristic style. Most of the characters are their usual selves as we grew up knowing and loving, with Snoopy and Woodstock stealing the show with their usual charm. However, the "kids across the town" - Peppermint Patty, Marcie, etc. - are watered down to the point where the film would have been stronger without them. And by making Lucy and Linus the same age, as another reviewer pointed out, the animators did take a bit of her authoritative "edge" off and decredibilize her towering over Linus and his friend Charlie Brown (though the latter be her age).

But the real problem with 'The Peanuts Movie' is the story. The plot is thin and unoriginal: 'You're in Love, Charlie Brown' told *exactly* the same story forty-eight years earlier, in just twenty-five minutes, and yet managed to flesh out most of the lead characters much better *and* adhere more closely to classical ideals of unity of time, place and action. 'The Peanuts Movie' lingers on the silliest iterations of Charlie Brown's attempts to get the attention of his beloved red-haired girl. When even this is not enough to fill screen time, the film resorts to silly distractions in the form of shamelessly ad hoc rehashes of memorable scenes from previous 'Peanuts' specials.

Even Snoopy's antics get tiresome, as his fantastical dogfights against the Red Baron descend into a protracted and unironic secondary story-in-a-story which, though improbable and dumb, is neither absurd (as the comic-strip Snoopy's fantasies were) nor shamelessly stupid (as the comic strip Snoopy's attempts at creative writing were) enough to truly entertain us.

The film does put a decidedly more upbeat note on both Charlie Brown's real life and Snoopy's fantasy life than the strip ever did. While this isn't necessarily an unwelcome change of pace in itself, for a movie that seems predicated on "reminders of what was" it does take the edge off of the 'Peanuts' world overall. The end product feels a bit sugary and unsatisfactory as a result.

All-in-all this seems to have been a quick cash grab on the part of the Schulz estate, cleverly designed to tap stoked appetites for nostalgia during Advent when everyone is watching 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'. Stick with the old specials if you want to honor the memory of 'Peanuts' and its creator. This one's a waste of time and neurons.
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5/10
I've seen it get better.
19 April 2021
This is a pretty good example of post-Cold War/turn-of-the-century Hollywood running out of ideas for new iterations of its standard formulas and trying to co-opt the arthouse. It wasn't a particularly thoughtful effort and it hasn't aged well at all.

Melvin (Jack Nicholson) supposedly has obsessive-compulsive disorder though in reality his particular antics suggest obsessive-compulsive personality disorder, an affliction which is more difficult to treat and identify and makes generally for a far less tolerable friend/neighbor/lover. That he allows himself to be drawn in to caring for a dog he dislikes belonging to a neighbor he also dislikes defies belief. That Carol, a relatively young and fairly intelligent girl next door with the looks of, well, Helen Hunt should fall for such a snide, unhappy old specimen as Melvin.

Indeed, I hate to say it, but the only thing both remotely "edgy" and true-to-life is the personality of Melvin's gay neighbor, Simon, even though the film only touches and then runs away from the seedy underbelly of the gay world in which someone like him often orbited in those days (and still often orbits).

It's a shame, too, because the talent is all there. But while the characters ring true, their subsequent actions and intrigues do not, and the whole thing just falls apart. As movies go, this isn't as good as it gets, not by a longshot.
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Mank (2020)
8/10
Hollywood, how meta can you get?
4 January 2021
The dearth of imagination in Hollywood and indeed in contemporary global pop culture as a whole is attested by the number of bland sequels, woke remakes and eye-burning superhero sagas the film industry is churning out. Occasionally a period piece is attempted but the bimbos (male or female) of Tinseltown rarely understand or empathize with such subjects enough to present an engaging product. When it turns to its own history, however, Hollywood is writing what it knows, and so it is with 'Mank,' a diary of the genesis of the script to 'Citizen Kane.'

Even so, the script is a bit awkward. The plot meanders about, obviously imitating the chronology of the product to which it pays tribute and attempting to draw parallels to the personality of the author. The problem is that the metastory here is nowhere near as thematically rich of coherent, and so the technique doesn't really pass as well. Attempting to recapture "the spirit of the product" in black and white in the vein of 'Goodnight and Good Luck' similarly fails: this is a story first and foremost not about a (semi-)fictional work about real humans and it really needed to be in color to be fully draw us into their world.

The political subtext of idiot reactionaries against "misunderstood" soft-socialist allies of F.D.R. is a bit heavy-handed but it isn't nearly as whiny about its own faction's failings as, say, 'The Big Short.' 'Citizen Kane' was a thinly-veiled satire of William Randolph Hearst and the movie certainly lays into the style of reporting his press line cultivated but not as much into his person as one might expect.

To their credit, the writers do portray among Hearst's allies Marion Davies as a woman of sharp intelligence and not unsubstantial compassion, contrary to common assumptions. I suspect this has more to do with prophylaxis against feminist rage in the post-"Me Too" era than a desire to be accurate or "balanced" but it works very well. Tom Burke plays Orson Wells as a fresh wunderkid one could easily imagine fresh out of film school today, and with just enough "creepy need pervert" undertone to make one wonder whether the choice not to accord him more screen time was deliberate, lest the writers either call undue attention to an unpleasant snob or steer too far from historical accuracy.

Lastly, in the world of post-Obama, Trump and "Black Lives Matter" where accusations of "cultural appropriation" fly left and right one cannot help noticing the preponderance of Gentile actors for the Jewish characters in this one. I have my theories as to why this was done, none of which are politically correct.

All in all, though, the story is more than sufficiently engaging, the characters more than sufficiently interesting and the technicals more than sufficiently competent to engross, thrill and entertain us. In the end, this is all that matters so far as a film is concerned. 'Mank' even refers to this, set as it is during the Great Depression, depicting the worry that financial pressure would separate Americans from their movie houses, the one pleasurable escape which remains. That speaks volumes to a similarly dark period in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, with cinemas closed or restricted in many districts and Hollywood itself in the thick of a creative dark age. A truly entertaining picture such as 'Mank' stands out all the more in a time such as this, and if I've been frank in pointing out its flaws that is only because such an important product naturally draws such close analysis and scrutiny.

In any event, the filmmakers certainly succeeded in brightening up my evening as well as my screen last night, and I've no doubt the evenings of so many other spectators as well. For that I salute them.
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8/10
A cheeky and surreal but ultimately solid exhibition of our favorite beagle
31 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
It started as a plain old winter day with Charlie Brown being Charlie Brown and Snoopy being Snoopy. Ever the optimist, Charlie Brown thinks he can treat Snoopy as an ordinary dog. Ever the Walter Mitty, Snoopy refuses to act like a dog and pull the sled. So not surprisingly an attempt by Charlie Brown to demonstrate turns the roles around: Charlie ends up the victim and Snoopy, the triumphant blowhard.

Snoopy has long tended to be slightly different on screen from in print. In the comics his manlike antics are largely fantastical (and usually pulled back down to Earth pretty fast), only occasionally and with more than a little ambiguity crossing the line into the surreal. On TV and in the movies he seems to get away somewhat more often with acting like a literal playboy, and that's what happens here:

To celebrate his victory and to restore himself after a day in the snow, Snoopy whips up five pizzas, a chocolate milkshake and a large salad, polishing everything off in a matter of minutes. A nasty bout of indigestion combined with Charlie Brown's bitter comparisons of Snoopy's to the austerity of life as an arctic sled dog leads to twenty minutes of nightmare: Snoopy now IS a sled dog in the Arctic!

Like Buck in Jack London's 'Call of the Wild,' Snoopy is too civilized and too soft for his new role, only exaggeratedly so. But ever the able one, Snoopy finds his footing and manages to become the "Alpha Dog" of the pack.

Some disliked this one because it didn't fit Snoopy's personality. On the contrary I thought it perfect. Snoopy is a loyal dog to Charlie Brown but he won't be a squish: witness the numerous occasions on which Charlie Brown tries to put him in his place and Snoopy shuts Charlie Brown up by pretending to "hand in his collar."

Others disliked the idea of Snoopy being punished. Let's face it: he's kind of a cocky glutton sometimes (he certainly is here) and he's definitely got it made under the Browns' mostly patient ownership. A couple days in the real world to prove what he's really got? Well, he did! Well, almost.

Still one of my favorites. The animation is simple as any 'Peanuts' offering is but is highly expressive and there are a few hilarious/absurd sequences to punctuate the torturous horror. It ends on a positive, if cheeky, note. It isn't pure 'Hallmark' fluff but 'Peanuts' never is (the existence of Lucy Van Pelt should attest to that much). If you're the type to enjoy roller coasters and/or slightly offbeat humor, this is for you. Cheers!
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Scooby-Doo (2002)
4/10
It works...
22 May 2020
... about as well as a soggy potato chip.

Let's start with the positives. Linda Cardellini is great as Velma and Matthew Lillard is as has been said uncannily spot-on as shaggy. The Scooby CGI isn't half-bad, for the period. The Scrappy-Do treatment is incredibly satisfying for adults who found him an annoying Mary Sue.

Unfortunately, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne and her now-husband Freddie Prinze Jr. as Fred just don't cut it, acting-wise, and this dampers the chemistry of Mystery, Inc. pretty badly. And the script doesn't make enough clever use of Scooby and Shaggy to really show off their chemistry.

Ultimately the film's problem is that it doesn't know whether it wants to be a "wink-wink" to adults who remember the show fondly or kiddie fare for the little tykes. It tries to do both and comes up flat. To this end, some of the racier innuendos were omitted from the final cut, though they wouldn't have redeemed the movie had they remained: they weren't very subtle or pertinent.

The movie needed a stronger Daphne and Fred, as well as a more determined showcasing of the "nuts and bolts" of the original series, with self-referential, double-layered humor. That's a pretty tall order, but it shouldn't be impossible working on the kind of predictable template Scooby Doo offers. Actually, it's the only way a movie based on such a franchise could possibly work.
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8/10
A joyful little ride
23 April 2020
'Bon Voyage Charlie Brown' was, as has been noted, a labor of love for Schulz, who had been in Britain and France as an American soldier during World War II. Charlie Brown, his alter-ego in the strip, steps in to make the pilgrimage back to those stomping grounds, some 35 years on, and while generations have been swapped little has changed: this works, if only unintentionally, for verisimilitude, as most of the provincial areas of France had changed little from 1945 to 1980.

Not that there is no suspense of disbelief required: children of that age are unlikely to be going on an exchange program to a country in which they speak not the language, and if anyone is going to be chosen for such an adventure it is not the decidedly un-studious Peppermint Patty. Snoopy's game is stepped up, as it tends to be in many (but not all) TV specials: in the comic strip his "human" side is portrayed as more of a Walter Mitty complex, so he wouldn't be seen driving an actual car and any references to flying first-class would be ambiguous about the "fantastical" aspect (the Wimbledon bit is maybe up in the air, considering his athletic prowess and tournaments with Molly Volley).

Not to be too nit-picky. Snoopy's and Woodstock's antics, oscillating between the ridiculously competent and the blissfully clueless, are as amusing as ever. For an American such as myself whose hobbies long included planning for and fantasizing about travel throughout Europe (eventually this fantasy turned into a permanent move and I have lived in Paris for 12 years now), this is a fun little travelogue. I saw this movie when I was 10 or 11 and always imagined I'd have the same "feels" of the gang's initial discoveries of England and France when someday I went over there. When I finally came over here ten years on, I largely did.

And while the mix of Charlie Brown, Linus, Peppermint Patty and Marcie in France seems unlikely, the foursome's respective personalities bounce off and complement each other quite well, generating just the right mix of conflict and cooperation to face the real challenge. The stakes, however, are higher here than they usually are in the simplistic, closed childhood world the characters inhabit in the script. I won't spoil the ending except to say that the tone may surprise those for whom 'Peanuts' canon is first and foremost its eponymous comic strip, but there's enough nuance and letdown to "keep it real."

'Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown' is among the better animated adaptations and it is certainly the best of the feature-length films, first of all for the fairly intelligent subject matter and for striking the right balance between staying true to the strip's world and characters while changing what needs to change to bring a "big" story from intro through action into conclusion ('Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown' got this latter right; sadly, 2015's 'The Peanuts Movie' leaned too far away from the source and was rather thin plot-wise). Older children and adults who like travel and have fond memories of 'Peanuts' will get right into this.
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Pretty Woman (1990)
4/10
Light fare in a much darker context than you'd expect
8 April 2020
'Pretty Woman' is kind of a blend of 'Cinderella' on the one hand and 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' on the other, albeit without any sort of family dynamic or any pretense to honesty about the dark side of human nature. What's left doesn't amount to anything more than a yuppie fantasy, a time-wasting crowd pleaser memorable only for finally rocketing the career of Julia Roberts into orbit. At best, the glamorous and unrealistic portrayal of prostitution enraged feminists, whose own angry demeanor has put them off to men and whose worthless Women's Studies degrees have rendered them barely unemployable, thus putting them one step away from the streets themselves.

At worst, 'Pretty Woman' marks the start of the entry of softcore for women - previously confined to bodice-ripper novels read in dank closets - into the respectable mainstream. Throughout the next couple of decades it was followed up by any number of equally bland clones (notably by Richard Curtis), paralleled at the lower level by "Trash TV" and at the higher level by 'Outlander,' the trend culminating of course in the '50 Shades of Grey' sensation in 2011.

'Pretty Woman' is a hot mess, an important relic of Hollywood and pop-culture history and part of the puzzle to understanding how the entertainment industry has helped metamorphose the mother (chiefly) of the family from guardian of manners and traditional mores into defender of gay rights and champion of perpetual childhood (the "coddled millennials" we're always hearing about trying to "find themselves"). Ironically, while this is the sort of tripe serious film buffs would have scuffed at upon its initial release, it's difficult now to see how it could be of interest to anyone but a serious student of cinema and pop culture. However, I would keep it as far away from my own family as possible.
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Angel (1999–2004)
3/10
Everything wrong with 'Buffy' and accentuated
24 March 2020
Films and TV serials are primarily narrative-driven media. But since a film lasts only two or three hours, it may be possible to forgive a shoddy film script if the characters, faces, production values, setting, action, etc. are sufficiently good to make the few hours enjoyable and motivate us to suspend disbelief. The same cannot be said for TV shows, alas, which require long-term commitment and thus succumb more readily to extended critical analysis. Thus I liked 'Angel' when I was an idiotic teenager but after a few years of college had made me SEMI-literate, I knew better.

The first and biggest problem with 'Angel' was that it was a spinoff of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', a show whose dearth of regard for establishing or obeying any consistency of in-universe rules necessarily relegated it to the least impressive of the sci-fi/fantasy genre, its popularity notwithstanding. But 'Angel' took these tendencies to the extreme. At least 'Buffy' generally portrayed demons as evil and tried to make excuses (some more convincing than others) for their occasional foray into the "morally conflicted" category. Angel threw such notions out the window. "Demon" here appears to be synonymous with "supernatural humanoid."

Thematically the show was an even worse mess than 'Buffy'. Angel is supposed to be a morally conflicted demon with a soul, and while this was mirrored cleverly at first by the half-demon half-human sidekick Doyle, the two layers of moral conflict were quickly thrown out the window once the introduction of Lorne established that pure demons could also be good and ordinary.

The progressive and feminist themes evoked in 'Buffy' fared no better here. Cloying and incoherent though they were on 'Buffy', they at least made an ounce of literary sense on a show with a female superheroine lead. A show in which the central and strongest character is a standard alpha male is in prima facie contradiction to its attempts at progressive and feminist motifs. It's an unintentionally funny commentary on the futility of feminism prima facie, but the writers clearly have no idea: these LOLcows just keep coming back, week after week, for the milking.

It's also worth mentioning that as it was clearly established that 'Buffy' and 'Angel' take place in the same universe, the complete absence of references of the apocalyptic seisms shaking the settings of the one in the other suggested the stakes were not nearly as high as the respective shows' dialogues and actions seemed to imply. Once again, I don't think this was intentional: just amusingly sloppy writing.

Like 'Buffy', 'Angel' lures us in with dark and tantilizing sets and a ridiculously attractive main cast, and keeps the unsuspecting or sub-literate entertained with enough flash, fanservice and novelty to gloss over its literary and thematic hollowness. Unable to see past itself, not surprisingly, it hasn't aged very well and doesn't really speak to succeeding generations. Leave this one in the early 2000s with all the rest of the garbage of that era.
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Project X (2012)
7/10
A nice little waste of time, but most people born after the mid-90s may not "get it"
7 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
'Project X' starts with a familiar but very timeless concept: ordinary, marginal John or Jane Doe hatches a "foolproof" plan to make a big splash and "become someone" overnight. It's a fantasy firmly anchored in the American imagination when proud rugged individualism clashes with the need to belong to something greater. The trope is particularly powerful among adolescents, who aren't yet fully attuned to the adult consequences of adult-scale actions or the potential for a situation to get out of hand, and we've all heard about the discrete kid deciding to throw a wild party while his parents are gone for the weekend, in the hopes of landing a spot in the "in-crowd" and maybe humiliating the alpha persecutor (the Cocky Blond Guy or Nasty Cheerleader) along the way, while scoring the ultimate bomb of the opposite sex (the potential to bang the chick of one's choice being, of course, the primary motivation for males to get "in").

The thing is, this sort of situation depends on the backdrop of a kind of a sleepy, cohesive and (ironically) "wholesome" neighborhood tissue to support the public high school from whence the host and the guests are drawn. By 2012, what with increasing ethnic and social fragmentation in the American landscape - especially in large urban conglomerates (this one is set in Pasadena) - this adolescent dynamic already seemed dated, and 'Project X' is not a period piece. Watching it just a few years later, after the Obergefell ruling and the instauration of "Drag Queen Story Hour," the movie looks even more naïve, the creators drawing their inspiration from the high-school dynamics of their memories projected into their day and blissfully unaware of how the ongoing social revolutions were rendering it impossible to continue.

Some may find it odd that I should characterize as "naïve" a picture depicting casual use of ecstasy, an army of young, topless roses jumping in the pool, underage characters engaging in foreplay, scatological accidents, the most sexually racy rap lyrics imaginable and even girl-on-girl face-sucking. That *was* long the reality for *certain* wild middle-/upper-middle-class adolescent/young-adult parties - though perhaps not in *quite* the concentrations depicted here and less and less every year for quite some time. Not only does it happen less often, but also, we're all jaded. Nowadays the biggest controversies even in those demographics seem to be over political correctness rather than sex or drugs. This isn't an edgy film by any means, the proof being that it was fine depicting lesbian filigrees but not male-on-male sexual activity (a similar film made today almost certainly would have, but that is not edgy in the current context however much the critics would argue it is).

So is it a comedy? A drama? A coming-of-age story? 'Project X' wants to be all these, but is more than anything an exercise in un-self-conscious wish fulfillment which leans too much on the grandiosity of a spectacle that wasn't even shocking anymore by the time it was made, at the expense of clever comedic timing. Furthermore, the film takes itself too seriously: its adolescent protagonists assign disproportionate importance to their current social repertoire, as adolescents often do, yet this is never sent up or satired in any way.

All that said, the film is not a total loss. The cinematography is top-notch: the filmmakers work the cinéma vérité style to perfection and the director draws out awesome party energy. It's about as close to being simultaneously cinematic and documentary as one could reasonably hope for. The actors portraying the lead buddy trio put a great deal of heart into their roles, and despite their cocky attitudes, total lack of discernment and crass adolescent mouths prove themselves as devoted and caring of friends as anyone could want, something that was lost on a lot of contemporary critics hung up on feminism and dainties and forgetting the age-old lesson not to give too much importance to appearances.

One will of course need to suspend disbelief to project a 1995's American society with 2012 technology, to believe that adolescent girls would willingly flash themselves at a huge mixed party in front of unhidden cameras just because adolescent boys asked and to accept, for no reason other than the script calling for it, that Kirby Bliss Blanton could be any less tempting a score for the birthday boy than Alexis Knapp. But if you can just play along, it's a fun little ride into a wild night - as well as a good reminder of how far NOT to go when partying - and you'll be rooting for the birthday boy despite the silliness of this project and entirely predictable catasrophe he and his friends are courting. The film was remade in France two years later as 'Le Babysitting' with an adult cast, a reversal of the social-climbing dynamic, a less cataclysmic dénoument and much better comedic timing: despite its far-out premise the remake was overall more plausible. But it's worth checking out the original.
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Babysitting (I) (2014)
10/10
'Project X' with Adults in France
5 January 2020
It's not often that one finds a remake of an "alpha" mainstream film that is the superior of its elder but that is exactly what 'Babysitting' is: take 'Project X', age the kids to 30 years old and move the setting from Pasadena to the posh western suburbs of Paris. Here, the characters are more believable, the comedic timing is sharper and more consistent and even the setup and plot, for all their ludicrous mishaps, are far less improbable.

'Babysitting' doesn't try to take itself seriously but the creators are self-aware and the actors have a terrific grasp of the range and depth of human emotion. It's pretty obvious from the get-go what can - and will - go wrong when a Bright Young Thing's best friends show up to throw him a surprise birthday party on the weekend he's been tricked into babysitting for his boss's spoiled but lonely little brat in the family's presumptuous residence. The movie is aware of this predictability and plays on it, but it works because it carries a steady rhythm to the end and even manages to surprise us with its dynamic treatment of the victim family.

If you like this cast (they do a lot of films together, including a terrific adaptation of 'Nicky Larson') or you're into thirty-seconds-to-the-next-joke marathons à la 'Airplane!' or 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' you should love this one. If you have no sense of humor, then please just go away. :)
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Hunter Killer (2018)
6/10
A passable waste of time
29 December 2019
'Hunter Killer' is entertaining enough, in the vein of geopolitical action thrillers à la Tom Clancy. The problem is that it's so heavily derivative of Clancy's line that it comes across as a cheap knockoff.

Nor does it help that, in 2018, this film should feature a homely old blonde woman as America's president as the troops rush to rescue the moderate Russian president against a warmongering military coup from his own. It seems to be some sort of desperate appeal to the afterglow of a "Greatest Generation" civic nationalism, though I'm not sure whether it's meant to try to offer an olive branch to the fake-cosmopolitan left to accept this otherwise typically jingoistic Hollywood military fare, or an invitation for the heartland to turn on Trump and get back to America's valiant liberal international mission. Either way, it's an eye-rollingly un-subtle ploy, and yet for precisely that reason it is highly amusing. (What's less amusing is the knowledge that this idiotic level of human intelligence is at work in the American "intelligence-gathering" apparatus every bit as much as in Hollywood.)

All that said, the performances are about as decent as they can be for such a wooden script and the production values are top-notch. The film at least does a great job of putting us in the action, even though said action takes quite some time to start up. If you want an action movie with more of a human element that "stays with" or inspires you, you're better off checking out 'Midway' or even 'Hurricane' (aka 'Mission of Honor'), which granted do have the advantage of being based on non-fiction. For a quiet evening in, this one will do you just fine.
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8/10
The least-good of the bunch, but still good.
24 December 2019
It pains me to give any installment of The Goldfather' only 8 out of 10. The trilogy is definitely one of my leitmotifs and I rewatch all three about every six months or so. Nevertheless, Part II is probably the least enjoyable to watch, though I would never skip over it.

Why exactly is this? The acting is superb; the cinematography is great; thematically, the film furthers and develops all the notes hit in the first. Nevertheless, the story, while "good" such as it is, it doesn't quite deliver the gripping goods of the first. The backstory of erstwhile Godfather Vito Corleone and the development of his career was worth telling and artistically interesting to contrast with Michael's own headship of the family. Interspersing the two as the editors did may or may not have been a great choice, as it arguably cuts into the building tension of the younger Don's journey.

Still, it's not clear that that journey would, uninterrupted, have made for a gripping drama on par with that of Part I. The first doled out a lot of lavish character development and courtly intrigue with just the right amount of shocking action punctuated in. Whatever the inaccuracies with respect to the real-world mafia, the first certainly captured the dynamic of real-world diplomacy and warfare (whether conventional or criminal) in bouts of rising pressure and preparation sometimes - usually with little of any warning - giving way to open battle. There isn't a ton of action in this one, certainly not on the level of the first.

Still, it makes for a good evening. I tend nowadays to be doing chores when I have it on - I've seen it often enough - but it's not unpleasant to watch and as with the first there is always a lot of "new" stuff to catch or forgotten stuff to rediscover upon rewatch. These are big, dense films, and should leave the real aficionados satisfies in any event.
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7/10
Entertaining but not for everyone
23 December 2019
Whether you enjoy this movie is largely a function of whether you like leading lady Camille Cottin's comedy-sketch series of the same name, in which she incarnates in slightly exaggerated form the archetypical snobbery and obnoxious bad feeling that do in fact reign in a certain loud part of the Parisian population. With her hidden camera she trolls unsuspecting pedestrians just going about their business, subjecting them to a concentrated dose of the exasperating whims of that archetype (but don't get too outraged: she does reveal the camera to them after the filming, and they mostly laugh). Some people just don't find that sort of thing funny.

The Canal+ series is a "top of the hour" filler with a few situationally-linked trollings over several minutes, which is about all anyone can handle of such one-liner standalones. As such, even a true fan instinctively approaches this 80-minute compilation of the same with some degree of skepticism. But if one goes in without expecting too much, one will be in for a pleasant surprise. For the writers actually managed to make, from a series of quick and largely imposed (though Cottin herself is clearly working from a general script/storyboard) hidden-camera sketches, a more or less coherent plot. It's not an especially captivating or complex story, but the feat of weaving a story in such a manner is fascinating enough to hold our attention.

Perhaps more impressively, in so doing, they managed to make this "connasse" (roughly translated as "stupid b****"), who truly lives up to that epithet, a marginally sympathetic character. She's obnoxious, clueless, self-centered and emotionally unstable. At the same time, she's energetic, smiley, optimistic and goal-oriented. It's a mix of defects and good qualities as recognizably human as anyone else's. It's probably not a mix we would ever see in real life, and knowing this, her character does run the limits of Uncanny Valley. But the filmmakers are aware of this, and that's part of the point, part of what makes it funny.

Overall I'd say it's worth a try. I'm not too sure about re-watch value, but try a few episodes of the Canal+ sketch and see if it tickles you. If so, and if you can suspend disbelief for about an hour and twenty minutes, this will be a nice little diversion.
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The X-Files: The Truth (2002)
Season 9, Episode 19
7/10
About as good as it could have been...
8 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
... which is not saying a whole lot.

So far as the overarching "myth-arc" went, though, 'The X-Files' was really resolved in mid-season 6, with the conclusion of the Gibson Praise arc and the killing off of the syndicate. In hindsight, however, given that the writers felt obliged to continue, we can really say the introduction of Praise was the show's jumping of the shark: I mean, really, a kid who can read minds perfectly is impossible to top for a series that wants to showcase the paranormal and retain some sort of verisimilitude to its look and feel. Not surprisingly, subsequent attempts to revive or re-explore the series's alien mythology never really took off or built up to any sort of grander coherence, and the standalone "Monster of the Week" installments became increasingly self-referential.

None of it was necessarily *bad*, but neither was it even remotely so gripping as had been the first five and a half seasons. But surely season 9 could have done better with just about any stupid or disjointed story arc than the one it actually played out: the search for Mulder and the invasion of the supersoldiers. Weren't these points already hit in season 8, for crying out loud? It was a mess of a season but to the writers' credit they seemed resolved to tie it up however they could. I suppose that's why the finale gets so much flak: tying up this mess was a dirty job but somebody had to do it, and really, there's not much else it could have done.

At any rate they hit all the essential plot points encapsulating the ninth season and indeed, the series as a whole. The missing Mulder turns up suddenly and naturally, he's in trouble. In his quest to expose corrupt, shadowy powers lurking behind the scenes in our lives and our society he has been unjunstly put on the hook by those same powers, who are determined to keep their dark secrets hidden whatever and whoever the cost. Scully will play the key role in getting him out, helping him as the two have always helped each other, aided indispensibly by Skinner as well as Doggett and Reyes (the latter of whom notwithstanding the writer's stated intentions to make a central character never really rose above being Scully's midwife and then nanny).

When she does get him out, life won't go back to normal at the FBI as it always does at the close of such a problem, for the simple reason that there will be no more X-Files and so we can't have such a non-closing closure. Mulder and Scully are to go into exile. And in the appropriate meta-style they are seen off by a consortium of all the important people in their careers: Skinner, Doggett, Reyes, Hirsch and Praise. Along the way they even encounter the Ghostly Trio of the Lone Gunmen. It's a farewell that couldn't be cheesier if everyone were throwing flowers as Mr. and the new Mrs. Mulder sped off in a Ferrari with "JUST MARRIED" scrawled on the back, but it's strangely appropriate and satisfying. So too is the conclusion, on the bed at almost the same cheap motel the two stayed in on their first case, meditating on the implications of their work, of Christianity and of each other for the future of humanity and indeed of themselves.

It's a scrappy couple of episodes but that's really the whole point. It's about picking up the scraps of a once-solid narrative which had grown weary and senile, notwithstanding the often-impressive afterglow in the last two and a half years. They could have done worse. Maybe they could have done better, but I'd say worse was more likely. Bravo, Ten-Thirteen!
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Hotel Hell (2012–2016)
2/10
If you thought 'Kitchen Nightmares' was conflict..
17 September 2019
... this one is ten times worse.

Gordon Ramsey clearly has a lot going for him: top chef, gastronomic guru and mostly excellent hospitality-management expertise. (You'll understand momentarily why I say "mostly.") As with most "reality TV" (or perhaps more accurately, "unscripted drama") however, he boosts basket cases so extreme they rarely if ever come down to Earth to profit from the incredible turnaround they are offered at the conclusion. But of course they can get away with that because the reversion and eventual failure of most of these establishments simply isn't shown and is far enough from most viewers' experience that they can be fooled. (We'll see how long that scam holds up as instant Googling becomes an after-watching habit.)

Look, I get it. Intense cases and dramatic (albeit artificial and superficial and therefore effervescent) breakthroughs make for great television. But these are actual people and places we're talking about. Sure, it's *usually* (but see below) their fault for the histrionic desperation of displaying their worst flaws on TV. There is something rather twisted, though, if not sadistic, in baiting the hopeless - even if they happen to be truly bad people - for the sake of lucrative entertainment.

And this is where 'Hotel Hell' really takes the cake: the owners are often live-in concierges, and so we get a close-up on their worst personal as well as professional qualities - so close up, in fact, that I feel sorry almost even for some of the worst of them. Is Ramsey despite all his talents so dense that he doesn't get the harm he's doing? Or is he a sociopath who can be a good manager... when it's lucrative for HIM, but not when the best interests of his charges (in this case his inn-keeping subjects) would require him to cover for them (even at a cost)? In one case he dealt with an elderly inn-keeper who was obviously suffering from at least early-stage dementia and didn't hesitate to include an employee's remark about the lady's bowel incontinence. So what does he do? He renovates anyway and reinstates her as manager! The proper thing to do would have been to tell her son and landlord that she needed a hospice nurse or some other form of assisted living, not a management title. And to ax the episode, instead of subjecting that poor lady to such public indignity in her twilight years.

Ethics aside, there's something uneconomical (if not unecological) about the sensationalism of reality TV. After all, one can't help shake one's head at the terrible waste of resources on these hopeless losers when there are plenty of earnest but less struggling folks who just need a bit of help and guidance could make a killing (and help many others!) with considerably less effort and resources to get a leg up.
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6/10
Like a kiddie ride at the county fair: somewhat fun, but comes up short of a "thrill"
13 June 2019
This movie is a rather obvious product of a washed-up 30-something nostalgic for the glory days of late high school/early college. Given the pace and pop culture of everyday life in 1998's America wasn't yet all that different from what it had been in 1985 (though consumer purchases were more frequent and bigger-ticket and the music scene a bit drowsier thirteen years on), there wasn't much room to do anything imaginative with the film's setting, which allows for at most some funky hairdos and a few references to the specific pop entertainment acts of the time, not all of which hit the mark.

(On the other hand, Alexis Arquette as an obsessed perennial Boy George LARPer was perhaps an appropriate touch - well, about as "appropriate" as one can get in a movie destined for cinemas planted in single-family-unit-dominated neighborhoods - for paying tribute to an era. My, how the times have changed! Nowadays any movie which portrayed androgynous behavior as anything but supremely normal would never make the censors today. The Catholic Legion of Decency in Golden-era Hollywood clearly had different priorities from those of the thought police of our day, but I don't think they were ever anywhere near as hammer-fisted.)

So the treatment needed to be put on hold for another 15 years, at least, but it also needed a more imaginative writer. The plot is a completely formulaic and predictable mishmash of love triangles and early-adulthood angst. Unable to really milk its still-green period's idiosyncracies, the film appeals for humor to the lowest common denominator of the time of release (although, this would quickly be relegated to the ranks of the much tamer after the following year unleashed upon the world the likes of 'American Pie' and 'Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me').

However, all is not in vain. The main characters are for the most part fun and charming. Drew Barrymore and Christine Taylor ooze charm and sweetness as the cheery waitress heroine and her free-wheeling cousin, while Adam Sandler proves he can convincingly portray a "normal" boy-next-door lead. Matthew Glave as the self-inflated fiancé isn't given much but has fun making his character as loathsome as possible; the female variant by Angela Featherstone is equally delightful to hate, probably the brightest spot in the movie, to be honest. Too bad you can count her minutes on screen on your hands.

Overall, worth your time if you want some light fare and really cannot think of anything else to watch. The musical nostalgia aspect has aged well enough, even though with hindsight the soundtrack didn't necessarily incorporate the songs or artists with the most enduring legacies (and some of the best ones they DID include didn't make either of the accompanying soundtracks). Still, I wouldn't mind seeing a more thoughtful 80s-set romantic comedy with a bit spicier period music, sharper idiosyncratic references and a bit of commentary on the period contrasts (mostly in favor of that period against ours, but those who know my sociopolitical leanings won't be surprised I tend to think the past was better). I think such a piece would be pretty marketable. Hollywood, you listening?
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2/10
How can anyone sit still in front of this senatorial assault?!
12 March 2019
This was the most hyped of Disney's live-action remakes thus far, and eventually I caved. Why not try it, at least? Sadly, I barely lasted a couple of minutes, for two reasons. The first one is that the sets look fake. Everything is grandiose, rococo, oversaturated, stiff and overly symmetrical and "theoretical." I can suspend such disbelief in a theatrical setting, but not on screen.

The second reason, as you may have guessed, is Emma Watson. You can tick off the number of problems with her performance:

  • She can't sing. She just CAN'T. She can carry a tune because she was taught to do so specifically for the film, but she has absolutely no natural musical talent, no seductive sweetness. No way could I listen to this for two hours.
  • There's no verisimilitude to her acting. She's overly expressive; her emotions are exaggerated; her accentuation is artificial. But it's not just her: pretty much everyone on screen has the same annoying affectation. Again, this might work if they were in the Broadway musical. It fails, here.
  • She doesn't exactly have a pretty face. Sorry to be superficial, but the title is 'BEAUTY and the Beast' and she's playing a character named "Beauty." There's *just* no excuse for this one.


As one forum poster said shortly before the initial release, the concept was clearly to sell the public tickets to "Come and see Hermione play Belle!" and it worked. She was clearly miscast, though, even for the Broadway musical, which everyone on screen seems to think they were playing in.

I obviously can't comment on the actual dramatic storyline (though I did catch glimpses of obvious anachronisms such as black peasant girls alongside white counterparts in 17th-century France) but from what I've heard it's an (overly) "extended" version of the 1991 animated film, which for all its faults was at least highly entertaining. If they had focused on replicating the original story in live-action without any addendums they might have thought to pay attention to casting and directing. It wouldn't have been easy to reproduce the whimsical idiosyncratic fun of a musical project now so widely known, but with appropriate talent and enough willpower it shouldn't have been impossible, either.

As it is they seem to have been determined to create something so grandiose that they not only allowed theatrical affect: they also encouraged it. I actually think a YouTube video of the Broadway musical would be easier to get through. Heck, I'd go for a high school performance: at least the medium would leave no subconscious expectations to disappoint.

I give it a very generous two starts for WANTING to look good and having some vague idea of what that might be in theory.
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Palais royal! (2005)
7/10
Makes up in performance and comic mischief what it lacks in visuals and verisimilitude
12 March 2019
Palais royal! is a fun little satire of royal courtly life loosely based on the tragic tale of Charles and Diana. Valérie Lemercier casts herself in the titular role of Armelle, the improbable and frumpy orthophonist wife of royal Prince Arnaud (Lambert Wilson) of some fictional generic Francophone European kingdom. Suddenly her father-in-law dies, and her brother-in-law Alban - Arnaud's elder - is rudely passed over for want of children, as required by the kingdom's fundamental laws. Arnaud becomes king regnant and Armelle queen consort, and much to her consternation their happy and privileged but marginal life gives way to the full and taxing burdens of official duties and, of course, nasty courtly intrigues. When she realizes just how close to home these intrigues hit, Armelle transforms almost overnight, subtly planting traps exposing the two-facedness of those around her (including her two-timing husband as well as the vicious Queen Mother incarnated by Catherine Deneuve), all the while endearing herself to the people.

As Guy Bellinger says, her antics are a bit vulgar in and of themselves and this tempers the satire somewhat. And her metamorphosis is just a bit rapid. Nevertheless, even with the vulgarity I think they've managed to capture - albeit somewhat unintentionally - the full spectrum of Lady Di's own flaws, antics and resentments in an analogous, less beautiful and less glamorous but every bit as much energetic leading lady. The interiors of the royal couple's living spaces did, I must opine, leave much to be desired: at some points I felt I was looking at a flyer for a new subdivision of North American McMansions. The substance was a bit thin aganst the backdrop of what I know about royal protocol and life in general, although I didn't see any one thing I would deem "inaccurate" - just perhaps a bit reductionist or incomplete.

It's entertaining, however, and worth seeing for the performances. If you don't sympathize with the characters despite their obvious flaws, though, it will be difficult to sit through to the end (which does, I feel, come a bit quick).
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Gloria (1999)
6/10
Obviously it's not as "good" as the original. So what?
30 November 2018
Any film that bills itself a remake of John Cassavetes's 1980 'Gloria' is obviously putting itself up to an incredibly high standard, and without the benefit of the doubt of originality. This 1999 version thus not surprisingly fails to live up to its namesake, but if you go in resigned to this inevitability, you can still enjoy it albeit reservedly.

The real problem with this take is the writing. The concept is familiar enough to keep the essential plot elements together while still trying to do something different enough to hold our interest. To this end, the inciting incident near the start is done chillingly enough to give us hope that this might be good on its own merits. Unfortunately, as the film progresses, the original parts - save some nice one-liners - are executed progressively less gracefully. The pretext behind Gloria's pairing with the kid isn't 100% convincing (though could be worse) and the conclusion is decidedly sloppy. The plot feels by that time, as one writer said of a TV episode from many years ago, to hang together about as well as a soggy potato chip.

Fortunately, director Sid Lumet salvages what he can, ramping up the heat and the action as much as is tolerably possible to keep us entertained. Sharon Stone as a noticeably-younger take on the title character adds more than enough sex appeal - physical and emotional - to her character to hold our interest even when the script goes awry, as it often does. She plays the character with a lighter and somewhat less intense demeanor than Gena Rawlings did, but with just as much energy, and her airier way is arguably justified by the age differential. She definitely didn't deserve a Golden Razzie nomination for the role, but Jean-Luke Figueroa as Nicky, the kid, arguably did. On the other hand, he didn't have much to go on, either, the script withholding from him the kind of rough edge and from his relationship with Gloria the intense, almost romantic bittersweet tension that was there in the original.

"Less intense" is becoming something of a refrain in this review. It's an assessment that doesn't apply to *most* of the action but certainly to the interstices. But perhaps this too could not have been helped no matter what the script, performers or director: as other reviewers have pointed out, the original 'Gloria' was above all set in the gritty, dangerous New York that in hindsight existed only briefly from the 1960s through the 1980s. A 1999 version would have had to be a period piece to capture the same spirit as the original and even then would have been both a tougher task and a tougher sell.

Overall I'd give it a solid B-: worthwhile to see Sharon Stone as much as or moreso than to see her as the eponymous character, and good for a light, laid-back evening in to chill down after a stressful day, but don't go in looking for anything deep, analytical or thought-provoking.
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6/10
Fun and fluff make up for thinness of verisimilitude
12 October 2018
A cardinal rule for "chick flicks" is that you have to be willing to suspend a quantifiable amount of disbelief. At their best, they simply embrace the impossible: the makers of 'Clueless' reveled in the absurdity of the prissy fantasy life (it helped that it was based on a true literary classic); with 'Charlie's Angels,' you just have a gender-bending sort of James Bond (appealing to women for the "power chick" aspect and to men for... well, let's face it: mostly pornographic reasons). 'Legally Blonde' isn't quite that self-aware, but it takes itself a heck of a lot less seriously than 'Pretty Woman' or (shudder) anything Richard Curtis ever turned out.

As a "fish out of water" story, the film falls flat in that it embellishes, exaggerates and ultimately vindicates the sorority valley girl, Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods, while failing to do so for the Ivy League context in which she is immersed. Harvard is portrayed as a studious, slightly snobby yet ultimately human and sympathetic place: such a portrayal lacks in any real dramatic tension or satirical embellishment, and any lucid sentient being who's attempted anything resembling peer interaction with Harvard alumni who is not himself a Harvard alumnus knows it's hogwash. That the filmmakers don't, betrays the fact that this sort of context and ultimately, sad to say, this story is really above their heads. Harvard as a truly rough, nasty, unforgiving den of status-whoring and social climbing would have offered a much more entertaining contrast and array of options for Elle to bounce off of.

Fortunately, the movie is saved by Witherspoon herself. She's as sexy as ever here and very likable, strutting along confident that all is or can be made well with the universe (and never gets down for more than a very brief period, and quite easy to pick back up), surprisingly believable as an untapped genius with both the talent and the motivation to prove just that. Without a vengeful bone in her body, just by being her natural self Elle brilliantly sends up petty naysayers (especially her goober ex-boyfriend) every step of the way. But ultimately the watered down, sugar-sweetened environs of her Ivy League law school don't amount to much of a challenge against which to prove her worth.

If you're short on ideas for movies for the night and you happen across this one, go ahead. Just don't expect anything deeper or more clever than the standard high-grossing comedies of the 90s and early 00s. Elle's adventure is entertaining enough, but all said and done it's just not that adventurous.
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Diana: In Her Own Words (I) (2017 TV Movie)
8/10
A fascinating human interest portrait to be taken for what it is
21 November 2017
A lot of controversy raged about this documentary, which some critics dismissed offhand as "trashy." I wouldn't agree completely, though I must say that while I did thoroughly enjoy watching it I came away wondering whether I ought to be slightly ashamed of myself for having done so.

For one thing, the general unfolding of Lady Diana's tragic story is hardly news to anyone who knows anything about the royal family, and most of the "revelations" come in the form of details that aren't really surprising - indeed, one has the impression most of them were already suspected or speculated on, anyway. Overall the narrative fits pretty nicely into the large canon of work that suggests Diana was a lightning rod for the monarchy in the modern world: an older and a newer way of thinking came into a rather sudden and dramatic clash. I suppose it was bound to happen somewhere, though perhaps it needn't necessarily have happened to the British royal family. The much-vaunted "modernization of the monarchy" was probably inevitable, but having Diana's own perspective from the center of the storm makes for a fascinating piece of sociology and psychology.

It would however be important not to take this as the final objective word. The source material was produced as part of Peter Settelen's attempts to improve Diana's public speaking abilities by drawing out her "real self," and what comes out is that her time as a princess was for her a huge play in which she had been sadly miscast. To take Diana's word for it, she had felt this almost from the start. Perhaps that's true, though one should remember that at that moment she was just, just trying to come out of her own. It is clear enough that she was unhappy during much or most of her marriage to Charles, a proposition corroborated by plenty of outside evidence, and that she was still working through this unhappiness at the time of the recording. The perspectives and criticisms should thus not be taken at 100% face value, by themselves: they are one point of view which deserves to be digested and taken seriously without rushing to value judgments.

That said, one can certainly call into question whether we were actually meant to have this point of view. Given the criticisms Diana offers in private of her husband, her in-laws and her parents, she suddenly appears a lot more discreet and restrained than I had previously given her credit for. I don't think this documentary makes her look bad - rather the opposite, in fact - but I was not convinced by Settelen's explanations of his motivations for first wresting these tapes - at what appears to have been great trouble and expense - from Diana's bereaved relations and then selling them to be broadcast. Settelen clearly considers himself to have done a great service to Diana and by extension to the world that so came to appreciate her, and he wants to be recognized for it. That narrative is plausible enough, but again, it's Settelen's perspective, and he definitely has more of a tangible interest - as he himself seems to acknowledge and justify - in propagating it than Diana ever did in saying anything critical of her husband or of the Queen. If my opinion of Diana went up, my opinion of Settelen definitely went down over the course of this viewing.

I am torn, then, between gratefulness to Settelen for sharing us this great portrait and appallment that he would broadcast what was clearly understood to be a private moment without permission, permission which I doubt Diana ever would have given. She always thought about her sons, and she knew one or both of them would eventually reign, after having to see their father through his own reign. Nevertheless, the cat is out of the bag, though arguably it has been for quite some time. The British monarchy has proved itself remarkably resilient and capable of rebounding. This fascinating portrait is but a few brushstrokes in that imagination- staggering history. Cheers!
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Killing Mr. Griffin (1997 TV Movie)
6/10
For a weeknight network movie... you could do worse
30 May 2017
'Killing Mr. Griffin' isn't a remarkable film, and the production values could best be described as "B+." However, it is saved by its willingness to tread into the darker territory of high school peer pressure and cliques with reasonable verisimilitude (unlike, say 'Cruel Intentions' or 'She's All That') and strong performances on the part of the lead cast, especially Amy Jo Johnson as Susan McConnell. Despite her lovely looks and renown for her breakout role as Valley Girl Queen Bee and Pink Power Ranger, Johnson is more than convincing as a socially awkward "Plain Jane" bookworm who nonetheless won't miss a sudden chance to join the cool kids and who tragically casts aside childhood loyalties and moral scruples along the way. The frame story also works wonders to that effect, providing the character introspection that would otherwise have been lost in the screen adaptation.

Nevertheless, the writers seem to have treated the adaptation of the source material a bit hastily in some respects. Mr. Griffin is here portrayed as an anti-social jerk as opposed to the somewhat brash drill sergeant and ultra-strict grader he was in the book, and so it's somewhat more difficult to have empathy with respect to his ill fate. The script also loses texture relative to the novel by its abandonment of the very well-done psychiatric dimension to the character of Mark Kinney (probably due to the difficulty of adapting his or the other characters' backstories in a single-shot film) and its under-exploitation of the Shakespearean parallels in the original plot.

Overall it's reasonably entertaining, certainly better than your average 'Movie of the Week,' and it's definitely a treat if you're a fan of Amy Jo Johnson, but if you've got time to kill consider reading the novel.
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