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Archie (2023)
10/10
Absolutely wonderful
13 December 2023
Stellar performances and a script full of psychological wisdom brought the real Cary Grant to life. Anxious, intense, neurotic, lecturing, kindly, well meaning, complex, loving, confused, it was all there, a fully rounded, brilliantly observed tour de force. What a wonderful character and a fascinating man. Well done to all, every character perfectly observed, Jason Isaacs deserves awards for this and Dame Harriet Walter proving once again her status as among the finest actors of her generation. Kara Tointon and Niamh Cusack also contributing some of their best work Best bit of TV I have seen in a long while.
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A Ghost Story (2017)
10/10
Profound and moving
27 December 2022
I was looking for something like this at Christmas, something that makes you think, that isnt full of vulgar base line humor. I found this amazing, each frame adds to the sense of time and space and loss and longing. Little needs to be said. Anyone who has lost a loved one will be sure to be touched by this.... but it's not really sad- there is a dark comedy about it, a sitcom for the immortal soul. I loved how the traditional tropes of ghost stories were turned on their heads, in a way that doesnt turn into the high comedy of Beetlejuice, nor into a messy scary horror. It's mildly creepy at first but one soon realizes this is from a completely new philosophical angle. It has real pathos and style, and I and whoever or whatever else calls my house home, found it relatable and adorable on many levels.
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1/10
Hilariously terrible
30 June 2015
This one has it all, bad acting, bad plot, bad writing.. You never get to like any character, and it had the feel of one of those porn films someone tried too hard with and tried to make entertaining. Porn film without the porn. It isn't scary at all and used every tired horror cliché. The back story surely could have been better if they hadn't tried to tack it to a real historic and researchable case. A little more imagination could have gone a long way. The acting is so wooden that it could have been done better with hand puppets, though in the case of the creepy house owner, that very much serves the story. I'm wondering if this was intended as a quasi comedy along the lines of "Birdemic- Shock & Awe" in that its so bad its strangely good? But this doesn't have the same kind of appeal. It's just a horrible horrible movie that has already been made a hundred times over. Don't bother with this film I'm sure there is some drying paint that needs watching?
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Hell Baby (2013)
10/10
Funniest thing I've seen for years
15 August 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Laugh out loud funny, stupid funny, creepy funny, every sort of funny. What a terrific movie! Hell Baby brings together some of the greatest 21st Century comedians in a romp through every horror movie cliché in the book whilst still having a considerably broad seam of "WTF?" all its own. Great performances all round with a special mention for cable internet guy Kumail Nanjiani who took a small role and made it into a character I will never forget weeping tears of laughter as he so s-l-o-w-l-y went upon his way. Thoroughly entertaining, marvellously stupid; this may not be everyone's taste but it most certainly is mine. I've not laughed this much at any film that wasn't made by Carl Reiner. Well done Robert Ben Garant & Thomas Lennon.. ...again
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Meet My Mom (2010 TV Movie)
1/10
100% the worst movie I have ever seen in my life
11 July 2012
Trite, hackneyed, badly written, diabolically acted vomit fest of epic proportions. Every cliché in the book, with unrealistic characters who are totally unlikeable because they are just too perfect in every way. This film offers no plot, no incident, no interest and I'd assume it was written by a ten year old Barbie obsessed girl if I didn't have more respect for children's imagination..I love a good romance as much as the next person, but the characters seemed so unrealistic I simply wasn't able to believe a single word of it. Stefanie Powers was the only thing about this movie I liked, and even she has done much much better things in the past. Watch this film if you love to be talked down to from a fantastic height.. otherwise, avoid like the plague
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10/10
Underrated Hidden Gem
7 September 2011
Tucked away on the web, this excellent series has never been as appreciated as it should be. Along with much of the other work of the very talented Tom Konkle and David Beeler, this has yet to reach the audience that is surely out there for this nutty smiley silliness.

Konkle and Beeler are full of excellent and original ideas that lift them out of the chorus line of post-Python, British inspired Absurdist comedy and what they have to offer has real warmth and charm. They deserve better ratings and a far wider audience.

"Invention with Brian Forbes" apes British style talk-and-tech shows like the classic 1970s "Tomorrow's World" but is cleverly character driven rather than attempting a direct parody.

I hope more people will take the time out to check out this show and other Konkle and Beeler productions to be found on the internet
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10/10
A must for Yankovic fans
4 February 2010
I was keen enough to see this to come to the OC Fair from the UK and I am glad I did. Educationally speaking I did indeed learn 100% more than I had previously known about the structure and working of the brain. The script was witty and "typical Al" and it was fun to spot and identify the people delivering the "vox pop" questions and celebrity cameos. I have to admit I was less entertained by the Billy the Brain and Norm the Owl characters than I was by Al himself, but overall, the main draw was the original song which I managed to memorise. I wish this song would become commercially available at some point. The film was very enjoyable, and coupled with the pre-show shorts and the exhibit of Brain Facts; (many of which I later recognised as standard Ripley's Believe It Or Not fodder) it was all an enjoyable experience especially when viewed alongside other friends who had come to California for this event, including a friend from Buenos Aires. All in all as a complete package it gets 10/10. I understand there will be a repeat showing at the 2010 OC Fair and I will be coming back to the USA to see it again as well as to see Al in concert
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9/10
The best ever
12 January 2008
This is unquestionably the best ever adaptation of this book, faithful to the text and faithful to the feeling of the book. Sylvestra le Touzel is appropriately mouse-like and really embodies the real Fanny Price, (one of my favourite Austen heroines). She displays that transcendence of flesh that Austen uses as a metaphor for stability in an increasingly precarious situation, both for the estate and for the individuals associated with it. More recent adaptations have tried to make Fanny more capricious and human... but that is not what she is about. She represents the rise of the diligent lower classes to dominate the corrupt aristocracy, of merit over money, and morality over license. She and Edmund are the eventual winners, custodians of their inheritance, when all the favoured children have fallen into sin and temptation and proved themselves unworthy. Fanny Price is not so very different from Jane Bennett, Anne Elliot or Elinor Dashwood. I don't understand why so many people find her character "difficult"
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10/10
Awesome
25 August 2007
This is one of the highlights of the classic age of kids TV. It was spooky and exciting and poignantly tragic. Simon Gipps-Kent was just SO fantastic. I used to watch everything he was in.

Basically, the girl in the story found herself time travelling back to Elizabethan days (late 1500's)and found herself caught up in an abortive treasonable plot against the Queen by a Catholic faction supportive of Mary, Queen of Scots. Why TV like this isn't made any more is beyond me. Stories like "Harry Potter" and "His Dark Materials" show that fantasy is still very much appreciated.

Sadly, kids TV is now a poor relation.. make it fast, make it cheap, loud, inclusive, simple, trendy, modern day...

Somebody needs to realise that children need a variety of programmes, not just "junk food TV"

This series was typical of the engaging and classy output of its era, when children were treasured and given quality brain food as a matter of course
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1/10
Horrific!
6 August 2007
This film made a massive impression on me, I'm afraid. Everything about it is revolting. It's one of only three programmes I've ever seen that caused me to vomit repeatedly.

The story is fairly pedestrian, but the concept and effects are extremely disturbing. I did not know until reading the comments here that Anton Le Vey was a consultant on the movie, but I guess this, finally, is the explanation for why a basically run of the mill picture had such a bad impression on me that even now, 26 years after watching it, it still causes me to shudder at the very thought. It does have a very "authentic occult feel" that might be impenetrable or just "silly" to many, but having at one time been very well informed on the subject, I think it would be fair to say that I recognised references to what I now consider very psychologically damaging concepts embedded in this film.. and now I know why!... so I am glad I looked this up. I wouldn't urge anyone to watch this, other than to observe how gut-wrenchingly revolting it is. I realise it was *meant* to be entertaining and fun, but I do see some much darker elements within that are less well intentioned
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10/10
I loved this
27 July 2007
I absolutely cannot believe this masterpiece is lost! I remember it so clearly and often wondered if it was going to be repeated... apparently not, worst luck.

For me this is the definitive version, infinitely superior to the Canadian version of (many) years later. Matthew's quiet shyness, Mrs Lynde's nosiness, Marilla's brusqueness.. and Anne... portrayed by Kim Braden with all the dreamy luminosity so evident in the books, and with none of the relentless cheesiness that often comes across in English adaptations of New World literature of this period. Kim managed to be perfectly believable as a girl far younger than herself, and inhabited Anne in a way no other actress could have done. It was easy to believe in her winning charisma and unusual beauty. This adaptation marked a seminal moment in my childhood, and every episode was a filled with joy and sorrow and often cringing embarrassment as the audience learned, along with Anne, the consequences of Pride, Vanity, Anger, Greed, Covetousness etc. etc. gently teaching as we laughed and cried along with our flawed, but wonderful heroine.

Can it REALLY be lost?

Please, someone in TV land, check your shed, your office cabinet, the attic.... Rediscover this shining and glorious work, I beg you!
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Miss Marie Lloyd (2007 TV Movie)
5/10
Strange but Familiar
11 May 2007
This definitely had a very strange feel to it, almost as if it had been first conceived by an aficionado in about 1964 but got shelved and handed eventually to a lot of Media Studies students after languishing in a box for 40 years.

So what sort of a job did they do?

Well it really needs to be split into two parts, the story/ portrayal; and the "production". Firstly the production.

They did not know how to present this did they?

Did they think it was beyond us? That their subject was too long dead for people to have heard of her? I'd like to point out that, despite Marie Lloyd's death in 1922, and myself not being born until 1964 and despite my not being a theatre or musical comedy fan I can honestly say I knew most of the words to most of the songs.. (which I found slightly scary), so the producers need not have been so apologetic that they felt the need to shove in a completely irrelevant and out of place "Prologue" character whose inclusion, as the only representative of an ethnic minority, can only be regarded as the worst sort of self-conscious, politically correct tokenism.. and they didn't even bother to get him to sing in a period "Music-Hall Style" but to warble Edwardian songs a la Marvin Gaye. It was a bad mistake to make. Never "apologise" for the past and create a revisionist version of it (This has also occurred in the Recent "Robin Hood", in "The Ruby in the Smoke" and others.. and frankly, it is jarring) If you are presenting a period piece it has to be accurate to the period in my view or the whole effort is wasted. Nil Points for this uncomfortable and amateurish device. Rubbish

Turning to the original point of the whole thing ie. the story of Marie Lloyd.. again a feeble effort really, poorly planned out, evidence of "don't care-ishness" about it all However......... What saved this whole thing were the performances. Jessie Wallace was remarkably believable as the main character and seemed to have made at least some considerable effort to copy the singing style of the era which almost made up for her evident lack of singing talent. The men surrounding her were all played well and never eclipsed Jessie's tour de force of character acting.. she really lit up the screen. What a pity that she should shine so brightly in such a disastrous fiasco of a production.

I'd like to see this as a stage play actually. I think it would work better that way

Fantastic songs, all so familiar from childhood for me. I was singing along, and laughing out loud, and crying along with Jessie, who was desperately hobbled by a mostly limp script and all the other bizarre shenanigans
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Auntie Mame (1958)
6/10
Enjoyable, but never escapes it's stage play roots
21 August 2006
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A thoroughly enjoyable film about a butterfly minded socialite becoming the "mother" of her orphaned nephew. At first we are gravely concerned for the boy's wellbeing, Auntie Mame seems exactly the sort of person who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children, with her scatterbrained ideas of what constitutes a reasonable education for a wealthy New York boy, shortly before the Wall Street Crash and the Depression. Luckily, the boy's father has a Trustee to his will who has the ability to curb the worst of Mame's ludicrous excesses. Rendered poor by the Crash, Mame tries a succession of menial jobs for which she has no aptitude or enthusiasm. Mame is humbled by the devotion of her housekeeper and servants who use their savings to pay the grocery bill. Mame meets a sugar daddy, in the guise of a Southern Oil Man (this wouldn't happen in real life, needless to say) and Mame sets her cap at him, and succeeds, seeing off her rival in a display of (accidentally) impressive horsemanship. They marry and spend the next few years on honeymoon. Hubby gets killed in a mountaineering mishap and Mame returns to write a book about herself, aided by a plain secretary and a pretentious work shy poet who is a con-man.

Mame's nephew gets involved with a snobbish girl and her family and Mame manages to scare these people off rather stylishly, after which, the nephew takes up with the secretary, replacement for the plain girl, impregnated by the runaway poet. Forward to 1946 and an elderly Mame manages to talk her nephew and his wife to allow their son to go with her to Karachi.

There are some great comedic turns in this film, but it never really steps out of the painted set and spotlight feeling of a stage play. It feels like a series of vignettes in effect. Good fun though
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Withnail & I (1987)
10/10
Tragi-Comic Masterpiece
5 April 2006
The plot has been summarised by other reviewers to the extent that further comment on that is superfluous.

I have seen this film so many times now that it has quite a different effect on me than it did on first viewing

When I first saw it, it was an unending belly laugh of recognising within the 1960's setting all the madness of my own youth and the general daftness of what went on in the social circles I moved in throughout the 1980s. I found the whole thing side-splittingly funny and every situation seemed more than mildly familiar.

As time moved on, I saw other darker aspects in the film, and now I see it as a terrifying morality piece which harks back to Waugh, Hardy, Dickens and beyond in reflecting the desperate tragedy of doomed and thwarted youth, egotism and ambition. Marwood is lucky, he finds redemption through his own working class common sense and graft, but the deluded pretensions of patrician Withnail condemn him to an impecunious and ultimately tragic existence, forever a victim of his own preconceptions and expectations of life never allowing him to come to terms with the actuality, forcing him to view the world through a haze of drink, drugs and his own arrogance in order to try to make sense of it all. It becomes increasingly clear as the film moves toward its close, and Marwood finally abandons his companion, that Marwood is choosing life over death, and we realise sadly that Withnail, for all his wit and bizarre charm, is already an incompetent, lost, lonely and tragic soul who will live and ultimately die alone, friendless and unfulfilled.
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Pocoyo (2005– )
SOOOO Cute!!!!!
26 February 2006
Here are the comedy adventures of a mischievous but well meaning little boy, Pocoyo, and his friends Ellie, a pink elephant (who is very kind hearted and unselfish), and a mad duck, Pato, with obsessive compulsive tendencies, my favourite character. Other characters include Sleepy Bird, a puppy and a whale.

Although this show is meant for pre-schoolers, it is rapidly becoming a favourite show for my daughter and I. The characters are incredibly cute and the stories emphasise the importance of kindness and consideration, as well as being entertaining. The narration provided by Stephen Fry is masterfully warm and appealing, without feeling patronising as so many shows for younger children tend to be.

There are points in the show where Mr Fry addresses the viewer with a question, and an unseen group of children reply, filling in that awkward silence that can occur. Mr Fry's perfect diction is a big plus as well, particularly when considering the importance of this to a pre-school audience.

For far too long, Children's programming has suffered dreadfully from politically correct and patronising attitudes of programme makers who want to appeal to children, but do not actually understand what they need... Simplicity, clarity,and good stories. Too much Children's TV is over busy, over coloured, sloppily presented by people who can barely speak themselves, and appearing to be aimed at immature students rather than children in terms of content.

Pocoyo is an unexpected gem amidst the sea of dross.. slightly reminiscent of the original "Magic Roundabout" in feel. This show is appealing to all ages
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3/10
Could do better
18 February 2006
Well, This was my first IMAX experience so I was pretty blown away about that, primarily; although with hindsight, I can't help wishing that it had been some other (less monochrome)film.

Magnificent Desolation very much had the "Programme for Schools" feel the way it listed all the astronauts and this made it feel a LOT like reading National Geographic Magazine in 3D. Weirdly it actually had a very two dimensional quality that only occasionally exploded into reality and a lot of time it felt like some PowerPoint Presentation. There was a moment in the film when an unnoticed abyss opens; seemingly at your feel, that had a bit of a WOW factor but to be honest, that may have had more to do with me being an IMAX virgin.

The commentary, provided by Tom Hanks, I personally found very, (what's a nice way to put it??) "flag-wavingly nationalistic" which didn't go down too well in central London, judging by remarks overheard as we left.

Over all, I loved the IMAX experience, but dearly wish a different film had been on on that day. The Moon isn't a particularly colourful subject and to be honest, a lot of the 3D effects were lost in the monochrome scenery. All that would have been well, were it not for the documentary inserts and distractions like the interviews with American schoolchildren which spoiled it a bit
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5 O'Clock Show (2006– )
How come no-one liked it????
17 February 2006
I'm amazed people slated this show. I thought it was terrific and so did the vast majority of kids at school according to my kids. It was wacky, funny and unpretentious. Mel and Richard had us in stitches everyday.. I despair.. I thought for certain that it was going to sound the death knell of the dreary, self-congratulatory, po-faced Richard and Judy..

Everyday at the school gates the children's talk was all of what was on the 5'O'Clock Show the previous evening. I really cannot see what there was about this show that anyone could find to dislike.

I guess the show won't be returning, judging by all the negative comments I have seen on the subject, and all I can say is "What a pity"

Are people now so immune to lighthearted fun that they are unable to laugh at unsophisticated humour any more?

As far as my family were concerned, this was the big hit of the year, and it is a great disappointment to discover that nobody else felt the same
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