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10/10
Really really good and very funny
6 April 2024
First off i didn't know if this movie was gonna be good or not but it actually was and you usually don't get movies like this anymore and yeah i know the story is very very generic and overused but thats not the point this film is so funny and really well made and i don't what it is also whether the girl who plays Amber is stupidly sexy probably another reason why i enjoyed the movie but honestly it really is worth the watch and i can see how it may not be to everyones taste and i can imagine the bad reviews will come flooding after a couple of days seeing this only came out yesterday and yeah honestly i genuinely think its a really good movie regardless of what anyone else thinks tanner buchanan is great as always Sebastian croft is just amazing everyone is amazing in this movie terrific job the behind scenes stuff is also pretty funny too from the things I've seen tanner buchanan post of them doing a recreation of the love actually dance scene that Hugh grant does but yeah i cannot stress it enough its a brilliant movie i definitely recommend it.
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10/10
Absolutely horrifically terrifying
23 March 2024
I tell you now i have never been so shocked and scared by the ending of a movie ever that was absolutely terrifying but what a great movie honestly wow what an amazing movie although I was confused by the random musical moments but i swear to god this was my first time watching i already knew something was immediately off with the town as soon as he arrived but holy cow i have never been so scared, disturbed and shocked by a movie from 1973 and I'm only 18 and yeah its still terrifying even today most others wouldn't think so but it honestly is its absolutely horrific Christopher lee is just so perfect in this movie he can really play the creepy persona also Britt Ekland too is also extremely creepy at the end whilst still also being extremely hot and attractive.
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A Merry Scottish Christmas (2023 TV Movie)
9/10
i actually somewhat liked it
19 December 2023
This is gonna be hard to say without coming across as hypocritical but those who are hating on this movie thinking its just anothe typical holiday movie but to be brutally honest its actually not sure there was parts that made me cringe like hell but its actually a pretty awesome love story that young william wallace gets to kiss the hottest member of the plastics and not just that the story is kinda plain ish but i wouldnt say its the worst thing ive ever seen because its actually somewhat good and kinda strange in some places and as an american i feel like whenever american actors do something set in the uk with a british director and british actors and stuff it feels really strange but i honestly love the idea of blending british and american actors together and lacey chabert looks like shes having a blast with James Robinson (young william wallace) and its just great chemistry.
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Flash Gordon (1980)
10/10
If you think this movie is bad take another look in the mirror my friends
1 November 2023
Ive loved this movie since i ever watched it when i was a young kid I'm 18 now and i don't get bored of watching this movie at all i don't find it has any terrible dialogue its a little cringey at times but I wouldn't say it's terrible to the point cover my ears because i cant hear this trash any longer it's definitely not that my mom and dad who have been watching this movie since their childhood and they don't get bored of it even though I'm very attracted to Ornella muti in this movie but yes ill admit this movie is very cheesy and has weird special effects but i never found any dialogue to be bad or anything like that i just found a little cringey at times but i love this movie if you think there's something wrong with it take another look in the mirror because there is nothing wrong with this movie its an all time classic.
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Smallville (2001–2017)
10/10
Absolutely incredible but quite strange around the edges
25 October 2023
Never thought id ever see superman fighting witches and stuff like that also never heard of red kryptonite blue kryptonite or whatever like that feels slightly cringey in some areas and that doesn't mean the show isn't good because this show is absolutely awesome id watch this everyday also not to mention i have the biggest crush on Kristin Kreuk and Laura Vandevoort and Erica durance and Erica is definitely the hottest lois lane of all time but anyways back to the point this show is an absolute work of art leading up to phenomenal season 10 finale and also the reveal of the superman suit holy jesus christ that is amazing. Overall 10/10 rating for this show.
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Sex Education: Episode 8 (2023)
Season 4, Episode 8
1/10
An embarrassment of an ending
24 October 2023
Seriously this is not how you end a show of two characters who people love and who love each other and you don't make them get together thanks sex education thank you very much for a terrible ending im kinda glad the series ended now because i love this show to pieces apart from the first season the only good thing about this episode was footloose and this is a show everyone loves and they fked it on the last episode to be honest another disappointment because they haven't explained everything there's still so much to be explained about the characters and its so disappointing the whole series was good apart from this episode this was absolutely god awful and i live in America and i love watching British comedy shows but this show just engrossed me to watch it and now its a huge piss up i cant believe they would do this it just so baffling and questionable and im so annoyed and angry i must know how embarrassed the cast are for this pile of garbage episode.
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10/10
Absolutely hilarious
23 October 2023
This movie is absolutely hilarious the bad reviews are just people who clearly don't understand this is a damn movie and theres no laughing in the background and stuff like that like get a goddamn life this movie's actually good and undeniably hilarious the bad reviews are annoying and people who clearly don't see the good in this film because ok ill admit this movie isn't as strong as the show but its nice to see a movie they did loads of movies of tv shows inbetweeners and obviously mrs browns boys and dr who the bad education movie and bottom like give this movie some damn credit its the same cast same style jokes of the tv show and same place its set just give this movie a chance it's actually so friggin good.
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Assassin's Creed Mirage (2023 Video Game)
1/10
Total and utter garbage
17 October 2023
The developers lied this is no step in the right direction of what assassins creed fans actually want we want the games to go back to how assassins creed 2 was the graphics were way friggin better this has still got stupid RPG stuff in it which we never even asked for even when origins came along and odyssey and Valhalla seriously who in their right mind asked for a stupid RPG genre for assassins creed it doesn't go with the parkour or stealth or assassination's seriously Ubisoft do you even know how to make your own franchise anymore a franchise you've been making since 2007 you're telling me you've somehow forgotten how to make your games funny stuff.
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10/10
A Truly terrifying slasher with some quirky humour
3 October 2023
This movie is a truly terrifying slasher with an extremely terrifying betsy palmer for the final act of the movie besty palmer is the only reason why this movie scared the crap out of me also possibly harry manfredinis terrifying score and even though this isn't the first Friday the 13th movie ive ever watched the 3rd one was the first one which was a really bad choice not because its bad but i didn't know it was part 3 i was really young at the time and i had no clue wtf i was watching and then i saw this one and boy oh boy BEST FRIDAY THE 13th MOVIE EVER Friday the 13th (1980) is the best Friday the 13th movie ever made.
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Forrest Gump (1994)
10/10
Could not stop crying such a sad movie
22 September 2023
For someone who suffers with Aspergers which is a more severe form or autism this movie i can relate to this movie and forest himself seeing he suffers with autism possible Asperger's and when i watched this i cried my eyes out its so sad this movie is way too upsetting to watch twice it's definitely up there with titanic and green mile and castaway and a tonne of other sad movies this movie is also very bizarre too aswell as extremely upsetting him seeing his war captain was extremely emotionally intense and i cried so much and cried at the rest of the sad stuff when his mom dies and everything just god good Movie but way too upsetting to watch twice I couldn't stop crying.
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James Bond 007: Blood Stone (2010 Video Game)
10/10
Simply the best bond game ever made
30 August 2023
This game is the bond game we've always wanted it's absolutely incredible i love the 3rd person aspect and this amazing original James bond story this would have totally worked as a movie it would've been great because you know spectre and skyfall and no time to die wasn't Based on any of the books they were made for screen with original stories so original James bond stories totally work all the time seriously if James bond hasn't have died in no time to die they should've made blood stone with Daniel Craig and joss stone in live action but playing this game is literally like watching James Bond feature it is simply the best we are still yet to see what the new James Bond game that was announced by IO Interactive has to offer I suppose it'll be a little like hitman since hitman is a secret agent but he has a target to assassinate so James bond is quite different but itll still be like hitman in a sense with the spy espionage but this game is meant to feature an original story possibly with a 3rd person POV and for the time being this will always be the best bond game we cant say the new one coming will be the best because we havent had any information from IO Interactive since that gunbarrel teaser id possibly say may releese next year or possibly 2025 maybe if this game turns out to be a pile of ass then blood stone is the best.
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10/10
couldnt stop crying
16 August 2023
Now im gonna say parts of this movie were pretty darn funny but as soon as it got to the end i just sat and cried and cried honestly this movie isnt for the faint hearted who have had loved family members on death row and i really do not blame the R rating because this movie is very violent disturbing and extremely sad this is one of the saddest movie ever and titanic is also 3 hrs long and then 2hrs of tears flooding i havent seen a lot of ad films because usually sensitive to sad films but titanic castaway and green mile and forrest gump are so good but id say titanic is the saddest movie i have ever seen because its the most realistic and also beloved characters.
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Grease Live! (2016 TV Movie)
1/10
the absolute worst
26 June 2023
This the biggest pile of crap ive ever seen i love grease but this special is garbage nonsense its so bad nothing about this is fun loving its like watching some bullcrap off glee or something and this just sucks so hard and im surprised how this didnt kill the whole franchise for grease because i was so dissapointed and angry when i watched this and also hairspray live but this is worse than rise of the pink ladies and rise of the pink ladies pretty bad at times but not as bad as this disaster but this is just annoying and cheap as danny would say whata hunk of junk and i just cant begin to say how ridiculous of and idea this was to put on television and call it grease total assinine cheap ass dog poop.
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1/10
formless garbage
25 June 2023
Even grease 2 is better than this poop on a pedastal probably the best part of grease 2 i the songs and still better than this caravan of garbage i hated every episode its such an embarrassment to olivia newton john which this show is technically and homage to even though this show was planned before olivias death other than the fact one of the main characters is called olivia and the characters are mindless and boring and overdramatic its friggin stage level acting which is boring and idiotic i imagine if john travolta has watched this loathsome piece of flith this is defintely the worst thing to ever happen since grease 2 it feels like the dreaded grease live which was the worst thing to happen since grease 2 but this takes the cake yeah sure grease live is a total mess of a tv movie but just no screw this piece of crap i feel like i wanna vomit everytime i see this come up i feel bad for all the original grease cast and yes grease 2 cast aswell because they shouldnt have to put up with this suffering this is exactly why i never had major high hopes for this show because it feels so CW and literally like glee or something.
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Cobra Kai: Head of the Snake (2022)
Season 5, Episode 10
9/10
Chozen and terrys fight was very disappointing
5 June 2023
This was a great episode but one thing was ruined chozen and Terry's fight now i guess you guys were expecting chozen to win welp no he loses all because he gets distracted by a cry for help from johnny such a disappointing fight and this show has never given us anything disappointing at least not to my knowledge of watching this epic show i really wanted chozen to win and yeah he did in some aspects but he got distracted and chozen isn't one for letting distractions get in his way despite chozen having a long island ice tea and being half drunk during the moment but that doesn't friggin matter the point is chozen shoulda finished terry once and for all bc chozen also shows no mercy he was taught to kill with Goju-Ryu karate and stuff like that so they literally brought him back for pretty much welp nothing bc he got his friggin ass kicked because if this was just fists and stuff that led to outside chozen would be nailing this fight terry would may as well be digging his own grave if this whole entire fight was hand to hand but seeing as it wasn't it was such a disappointing fight but i do love the use of katanas sais and kamas and bo staffs in the show but still overall a great episode just apart from that entire terry vs chozen fight rest of the episode is a masterpiece.
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Thunderball (1965)
1/10
Kevin mc clory sucks ass
3 June 2023
This movie is just so bad Kevin mc clory is one hell of a screw up of a producer he thinks James bond was his idea he thinks blofeld was his idea he thinks the entire James bond franchise is his idea and if you question him about that he'll take to court because he's that much of a scumbag and a snake he cant handle people calling him out on something that wasn't his idea if James bond was really his idea he would have wrote the books Kevin mc clory is so heinous that he put at the beginning of never say never again 'Based on an original story by Kevin mc clory' and he just cares about himself and obviously money and just doesn't care bout the James bond franchise and for that hes the worst member of the James bond franchise ever and definitely the scummiest of all.
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2/10
connerys most bland performance till never say never again
3 June 2023
This movie was really really bad probably the worst of connerys before the disaster that is never say never again the movie has lazy camera work poor editing terrible acting and its just not a fun movie to watch at all its just so bland and boring the action sequences are just not good to see at all because of lazy camera work and poor stunt work i mean its better than you only live twice or on her majesty's secret service but its just a really terrible film but luckily its immediately corrected in live and let die and then goes back down hill again when man with the golden gun comes along which is quite rogers worst bond movie and worst performance as bond and then again its immediately corrected again in spy who loved me and moonraker but diamonds are forever is just a horrible bond film it sucks ass.
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1/10
terrible
3 April 2023
THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN SINCE THE 1990'S DIRECT TO VIDEO MOVIES OBVIOUSLY IM NOT COUNTING LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE OR MONSTER OF MEXICO OR LOCH NESS MONSTER BECAUSE THEIR GOOD MOVIES THIS SHOW IS SO BAD I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING zombie island OR SOMETHING BUT THAT CROSSED WITH EVERYTHING ELSE IDK BUT I HATE THIS SHOW BC ITS DARK AND QUITE VIOLENT IT ALSO HAS PHYSICAL FIGHTS WHICH SHOULDNT EVEN BE IN THIS SHOW AT ALL BC ITS SCOOBY DOO NOT AN ACTION FILM OR SHOW ALSO THE ANIMATION IS FKN TERRIBLE AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANIME IF YOUR GOING TO WATCH GOOD SCOOBY DOO SHOWS OR MOVIES WATCH WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO OR SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU OR SCOOBY DOO SHOW AND FOR MOVIES WATCH MONSTER OF MEXICO LOCH NESS MONSTER LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE AND PIRATES AHOY AND ALOHA SCOOBY DOO AND ALSO SCOOBY DOO WHERES MY MUMMY.
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Avatar (2009)
10/10
best movie ever
17 January 2023
I love this movie so much its so beautiful and just so immersive its so awesome i love it so much its seriously the best movie ever made and everything in this movie is groundbreaking and just so damn beautiful and i love it to pieces and its just such an awesome film for cinema i loved the second one two i love it its just as good as the first one and its just an awesome movie cant wait for the next 3 movies because there just awesome and beautiful.

And its honestly the best movie ever made thank you james cameron for making this movie your a directorial genius and your a legend like spielberg thank for this series.
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Assassin's Creed: Valhalla (2020 Video Game)
1/10
Waste of money
30 December 2022
This no assassins creed game its no better than odyssey or origins their all crap Ubisoft have really out done themselves this time thats why I'm sticking with old assassins creed like Altair ezio and Connor and arno games because at least they feel like assassins creed oh wait thats because they are Valhalla odyssey and origins are so bad you don't even play as an assassin you play as a Viking warrior a greek warrior and an Egyptian mejay warrior not an assassin just because you have a hidden blade that doesn't mean squat they also screwed up with putting levels for the player and enemies which are so fking annoying i feel bad for anyone who plays these new dreadful assassins creed games i don't feel bad for people who like them bc your just not seeing what were seeing its just so baffling and bad and just annoying and they better not screw up mirage because i saw gameplay for Ubisoft's new assassins creed mobile game coming in 2024 set in china and again you play as a stupid warrior who no one gives a fk about and still has levels for the player and enemies and its just bad you don't want to play it you don't wanna play any of these games just stick with old assassins creed bc they were so much better and they felt more fluent way more responsive and also definitely have more likeable characters ones who are actually assassins also we never know who's even in the animus during Valhalla and odyssey and origins i mean we dont at the time of arno either but thats not the point the point is we never see abstergo or the animus or templars and its such crap.
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The Shining (1980)
10/10
Actually terrifying but awesome and masterpiece of the horror genre
14 December 2022
This movie is actually super scary as hell if theres one movie you should be afraid of other than the exorcist then its this movie for sure. Seriously this movie will be your friggin nightmares this will make you never wanna sleep in a hotel again even if theres other guests there staying at the timberline lodge would be worse bc thats where the shining was filmed even though the sets were based of multiple hotel interiors and were custom built sets built in the UK and I'm still pretty scared of this movie today in 2022 it's absolutely horrifying very clever movie though psychological horror is right this movie is just so amazing though i love it so much definitely my second favourite horror movie ever made.
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Scum (1979)
1/10
Absolutely disgusting and awful
28 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is absolutely terrible and grotesque disgusting its full of rape racist violence and racist language calling people 'coons' yeh no joke the rest of the bad language i like because its words i use on a daily basis like the c word and the f word constantly but this movie is violent and absolutely horrible i hate so much based off a play yeh the play was probably banned too no wonder why they tried to ban it i would have straight away if i were the MPAA or BBFC good actors though but pretty damn annoying movie it's absolutely awful and grimm and it sucks hard its an incoherent pile of puke and anal waste.
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Andor (2022– )
1/10
Disney screws up again
26 November 2022
Absolutely awful Jesus rogue one was better even though thats actually good swear words in star wars wow real subtle Disney Why did Disney have to buy star wars them greedy losers can Disney seriously stop ruining everything i seriously hate Disney at this moment they've made our lives so infuriating with star wars the force awakens star wars the last Jedi and stat wars the rise of Skywalker and solo and also star wars rebels and the later star wars movies to come which i know about from doing research and it has taika watiti involved as director and then we have a Kevin fiege movie also and taika waititis one is so friggin random and annoying he wants it to be about chewbaccas mother????? Yeah dont ask where that came from I'm annoyed at that because chewbaccas mother has never even been mentioned as far as im aware of but what kind of an idea is that absolutely awful idea sorry taika but thats the worst idea for a star wars movie ever idk what the Kevin fiege project is meant to be a about my guess is another screw up.
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1/10
So upsetting and heartbreaking
15 November 2022
Im gonna start off by saying i don't find this movie offensive but i think it's absolutely awful to watch its so upsetting i don't even know if its worse than watership down seeing its by the same author I watched this movie and i couldn't stop crying when i watch both watership down and this awful movie i love dogs but i had been warned many times this movie is super upsetting and i shouldn't watch it but i couldn't help myself i had to watch it and i now extremely regret watch this film watership down is usually on at christmas but its the computer animated version from 2018 which is much more tame but still extremely sad and shocking never watching these movies again.
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Cobra Kai 2: Dojos Rising (2022 Video Game)
7/10
good but not great
12 November 2022
First imma go through the positives 1) great voice acting thank god xolo mariduena (miguel) and peyton list (tory) and mary mouser (sam) and joe seo (kyler) came into voice their characters because they werent in the first game.

2) good controls and great special combat skills

3) inculdes the all valley tournament and characters like kenny payne and terry silver and Chozen Toguchi but his appearence was quite disapointing because he never showed up as a character model in the game and was never a playable sensei in the game for the miyagi do story so thats going also in my negative section.

Negatives: 1) bad gameplay but much better than the disaster of the first game because that was just a weird side scroller

2) random enemies and the crappy skeleton goons came back that mocks the karate kid movies because it ruins the cobras as the skeletons from the halloween fight

3) awful attacks the regular combat is absolutley useless in this game the special attacks are better but even they become more useless as you progress through the game.

4) Chozen appears as the main narrator in the game and a cartoon slideshow character model and it was very disapointing because he was never an actual character in the game and was never a playable sensei and it really frustrated me.
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