Almost Heroes (1998)
Eugene Levy: Guy Fontenot
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Quotes
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Hunt : What I remembered the most were the animals.
Edwards : [smiles] Ah, the animals...
Hunt : Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing...
Higgins : [Horrified] THERE'S AN ANIMAL NOW!
[everyone except Edwards and Hunt starts firing at the animal]
Higgins : We can't kill it! We're all dead! God save us!
Hunt : Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
[everyone stops firing. Hunt looks closely and sees that the animal is just a squirrel nibbling on an acorn]
Hunt : It's only a squirrel.
Pratt : He's got something in his hand!
Guy Fontenot : Something in his hand!
[they continue firing at the squirrel]
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Guy Fontenot : Any man who look at my woman will die!
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Guy Fontenot : He look in our tent! He look at my woman! He saw 'er breast.
Edwards : Her breast? You saw her breast?