Almost Heroes (1998)
David Packer: Bidwell
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Quotes
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Bidwell : [returns to camp after a bear has bit off his leg] Sir, I've been to hell and back.
Edwards : Yes, I can see that...
Bidwell : I suspect that you'll want to lead a hunting party to slay that terrible beast.
Edwards : Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind briefly. But now I have a better idea.
Bidwell : Yes, sir?
Edwards : I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you've ever seen.
Bidwell : But what about the bear?
Edwards : Rest assured, Bidwell, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with the bear far more cruelly than we ever could have.
Bidwell : Revenge is sweet, sir.
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[a bear has come into camp]
Bidwell : My nose itches.
Hunt : Don't scratch it.
Bidwell : Feels like there's a bug up in there.
Hunt : You scratch your nose. You're dead.
Bidwell : Well, I don't know what's worse. The bear or my itchy nose.
Hunt : I think it's leavin'.
Bidwell : I'm going to scratch it!
[begins scratching his nose and the bear turns around and bites his leg]
Bidwell : [shouts] The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!
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Bidwell : Sir, sir. I've been to hell and back!
Edwards : Yes, I can see that!
Bidwell : I suspect that now you'll want to lead a hunting party, to slay that terrible beast!
Edwards : Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind. Briefly. But now I have a better idea.
Bidwell : Yes sir?
Edwards : I shall fashion for you the finest wooden leg you have ever seen!
Bidwell : Oh, but what about the bear?
Edwards : Rest assured, Bigwell, in twenty years or so, the ravishes of old age will deal with the bear, far more cruelly than we ever could have.
Bidwell : Revenge is sweet sir!