Secretary (2002)
Jeremy Davies: Peter
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Quotes
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[Lee refuses to remove her hands from the desk as Mr. Grey instructed her to]
Peter : Are you doing something sexual right now?
Lee : [Lee looks at Peter seriously] Does this look sexual to you?
Peter : [Peter yells out in confusion] I don't know, Lee! Why don't you move your hands?
Lee : [Lee looks away and responds with] Because I don't want to.
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[Peter finds Lee at Mr. Grey's office with her hands to the desk]
Peter : What are you... what are you doing? Lee, I don't... I don't know what the deal is with...
Lee : I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Peter : I'm your fiancé, Lee!
Lee : You are trespassing. You are making an unwarranted incursion, a gradual or stealthy entrance into the square of another.
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[Peter talks to Lee while eating at the Laundromat]
Peter : Some people, right, have to wash something as soon as they've worn it. You know, for, like, half a day.
Lee : Yes.
Peter : And then you got your more laid-back folk who just, you know, maybe they'll wash their stuff when it's dirty.
Lee : Which kind are you?
Peter : I'm the type of guy who wants to get married and have a kid.
Lee : I wash my clothes just when they're dirty.
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[Lee talks to Peter about his underwear while washing clothes at the Laundromat]
Lee : I've read that if you wear that kind of underwear, that it squeezes... um, your things.
Peter : Balls.
Lee : Yes.
Peter : Balls? My grapes.
Lee : [Lee chuckles] Your grapes?
Peter : My...
Lee : Your testicles! Your sperm gets squozen, and then you can't have babies, and I thought that you said you wanted to have babies. There you go, I said it.
Peter : [Peter stretches on his tighty whities, before he starts to throw them into the trash] To babies! To diapers. To diaper rash.
Peter : [Lee joins Peter as they both begin to throw his underwear in the trash] To breast-feeding. And to crying!