This was the biggest piece of crap ever.
Joe Castro has absolutely no talent...at all. I cannot believe that this many people actually got together to film this. I just keep thinking, 'if I was there at the time, if someone had asked me to act in this movie, or to have ANYTHING to do with it, wouldn't I have the decency to kill them before they could make it???' I just don't understand how this many people could willingly participate in something that made absolutely no sense. I mean, for one thing, wasn't Dr Carnage supposed to be trying to STOP his crazy monkey??? I guess that went out the window, along with every other piece of sense when these porno rejects decided to make this filth.
Also, who decided to make every scene take 3 times as long as it needed to, for example the lame tongue stud guy laughing to death at two strange looking muppets dancing for TEN MINUTES!!! By the way, how are all you actors not able to ACT like you're LAUGHING!!! Laughing is one of humanity's simplest emotions...yet you all looked like you were halfway between a smirk and a yawn whilst in the middle of a holocaust concentration camp, especially you blonde dude...BAD BAD acting!!! There are not enough words to describe how awful you all are at making movies. This wasn't even good enough to laugh at the badness...it transcended crap into a level where I actually felt horrible and dirty for having watched it, like I just lost some of my value as a human being.
I am disgusted.
Please never even look at a camera again. Any of you.
Joe Castro has absolutely no talent...at all. I cannot believe that this many people actually got together to film this. I just keep thinking, 'if I was there at the time, if someone had asked me to act in this movie, or to have ANYTHING to do with it, wouldn't I have the decency to kill them before they could make it???' I just don't understand how this many people could willingly participate in something that made absolutely no sense. I mean, for one thing, wasn't Dr Carnage supposed to be trying to STOP his crazy monkey??? I guess that went out the window, along with every other piece of sense when these porno rejects decided to make this filth.
Also, who decided to make every scene take 3 times as long as it needed to, for example the lame tongue stud guy laughing to death at two strange looking muppets dancing for TEN MINUTES!!! By the way, how are all you actors not able to ACT like you're LAUGHING!!! Laughing is one of humanity's simplest emotions...yet you all looked like you were halfway between a smirk and a yawn whilst in the middle of a holocaust concentration camp, especially you blonde dude...BAD BAD acting!!! There are not enough words to describe how awful you all are at making movies. This wasn't even good enough to laugh at the badness...it transcended crap into a level where I actually felt horrible and dirty for having watched it, like I just lost some of my value as a human being.
I am disgusted.
Please never even look at a camera again. Any of you.