Review of Jessie

Jessie (2011–2015)
6/10
So offensive and I hate it!
1 November 2014
Warning: Spoilers
This is the worst show I've seen and trust me I've seen bad ones. Oh I hate these crummy characters.

Jessie: so annoying. I mean get a life. You're not gonna become famous and the whole " I'm a military chick" act is not funny and it's cliché. She can't control the kids and Morgan and Christina should fire her. Plus Debby Ryan is the worst Disney actress in history and her hair is annoying and she's not pretty people OK?!

Zuri: what a jerk! She is lazy, rude, selfish, not funny, unnecessary, and just makes me want to scream. The whole sassy backbreaking " I'm tough and black" vibe is just sickening. It doesn't work. I hope this girl falls in a pit of vipers.

Ravi: he's OK. Like the accent is so darn fake and I hate the " I'm Indian and you're all idiots" thing is getting old, but I like how he's smart and gets bullied instead of bullying.

Luke: hatred of him is essential. Like he is vomit inducing. The kid hits on girls in a vulgar disgusting manner and doesn't do any work, yet thinks he's all that. Go die in a hole or I'll do it rather than watch Luke do his " hi I'm a bully but I hit on girls rudely so like me" mannerisms.

Emma: what the heck is wrong with this childs brain y'all? She's so mega stupid and cares about nothing except clothes, lip gloss, and her own wants. Like get a life and go through therapy to gain a few brain cells. Her whole act of " I'm pretty so don't care that I'm an idiot" is awful.

Overall, this show stinks of stereotypes, ugliness, bad acting, rude scripts, bad manners, idiocy, lazy meanies, and gross punch lines. It depends on hoping kids are as brain dead as the characters. Not a chance Disney. Not a chance
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